Btw I Forgot About This Poster Due Tomorrow And It's Officially Not Printer Time So

LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator

Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

Screw it. I'm gonna rant now. I haven't done much research so if I'm wrong on any of this correct me.

This is why I hate the whole "I'm gonna wreck his car and ruin his life because he cheated on me" mindset. It isn't "badass" to respond to wandering eyes with ILLEGAL VIOLENCE.

In general, this "psycho girlfriend" trope isn't okay. It's not healthy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating. It's not healthy to need to know where he is all the time. That just means you don't trust him, and what's the point of being in an untrustworthy relationship? But some people think it's "cute," and support it instead of actually providing help. And then shit like this happens. Families are ruined, parents and godparents and grandparents all mourn for sons and children lost to a "cute cliche."

The women who killed these men and children were obviously not in a good mindset. And I do admit I didn't look at every link, so I don't know if there was a legitimate reason, if it was insanity or mental illness, or if the women really was that cruel. But ugh I just. Saying "if you look at another women, I'll rip off your dick and feed it to the dog" is an extremely unhealthy trope that has lasted way too long. It's not good for either genders. I jst. DON'T HARRASS OR HURT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HUFFY.

This is toxic. This isn't an example of a badass independent woman. This is just as toxic as the reverse, and both need to stop being encouraged by society. If he cheats, just leave the guy. If you're paranoid, tell him. And if you don't believe him at all or if you're crush rejects you, then maybe you didn't belong with him in the first place. But don't be drastic. It really isn't cute.

Sorry I got upset, but it's important.

shocking

Every form of chicken on rice/starch is freaking delicious

Katsudon? Arroz con poyo? Chicken tika masala? CHICKEN TENDIES ON FRIES???

Elegant cuisine, all of them.

LOOK AT THAT THING! IT ABSORBS FOREIGN CRAP AND JUST DISSOLVES IT!! THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MAKES YOUR TATTOOS GO AWAY THAT'S RIGHT IT ABSORBS AWAY TATTOO INK ISNT THAT COOL!!!

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

Never cross an American Girl doll. We do not forget.

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?

I'm gonna rant about Monster High, bear with me

A couple days ago I was thinking about stuff from my childhood when I realized that there was never a Monster High doll line where the girls were humans. And frankly, I'm offended.

I read the book series back in like 5th grade, and though I don't consider it as very good, it definitely had a lot more lore than any of the movies or episodes (I never watched much tho so idk). But one of the biggest things about the school was that it was a school for humans, and the monsters had to change their names and hide themselves to coexist. There were "subtle" ways to show they were monsters (Lagoona constantly putting on lotion to stay moisturized, Ghoulia "Julia" talking super slow, Draculaura never going into public bathrooms, etc.) But it was an interesting setting for the two main characters (Frankie, freshly made, and Melody, the new human girl) to be placed in.

Having said that, it's pretty stupid that this was never referenced or even mentioned anywhere else in the show. Having a line of "Merston High girls" could seem boring, but so is 30 of the same dolls with different outfits.

I guess it doesn't really matter since the fad's been over for so long. But I watch a lot of doll face-up so it's relevant to me

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚