My Latest Comic For The Nib Was Written By My Friend Mike Thompson- It’s His First Published Comics

I don’t know what Dinnerbone means either.

happy new years everyone

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

My inner lonely lesbian has two moods.

1) banging pots and pans to cry about how I don't have a gf I just wanna cuddle someone and do really dumb domestic stuff with her and sappho pleASE STOP MAKING ME LESBIALONE

2) dressing up pretty and swaggering with confidence because "every day is girlfriend hunting day" then getting bitchslapped silent by anxiety (Jeffrey) when there is a cute girl who wants to talk to me

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

If i do, please know that i died with honor and glory, and that I will arrive in Hell shortly.

Remember not to look directly at the Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse tonight!

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.