I Don’t Know What Dinnerbone Means Either.

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

It's official I'm dating my vibraphone she's my girlfriend now

I'm gonna rant about Monster High, bear with me

A couple days ago I was thinking about stuff from my childhood when I realized that there was never a Monster High doll line where the girls were humans. And frankly, I'm offended.

I read the book series back in like 5th grade, and though I don't consider it as very good, it definitely had a lot more lore than any of the movies or episodes (I never watched much tho so idk). But one of the biggest things about the school was that it was a school for humans, and the monsters had to change their names and hide themselves to coexist. There were "subtle" ways to show they were monsters (Lagoona constantly putting on lotion to stay moisturized, Ghoulia "Julia" talking super slow, Draculaura never going into public bathrooms, etc.) But it was an interesting setting for the two main characters (Frankie, freshly made, and Melody, the new human girl) to be placed in.

Having said that, it's pretty stupid that this was never referenced or even mentioned anywhere else in the show. Having a line of "Merston High girls" could seem boring, but so is 30 of the same dolls with different outfits.

I guess it doesn't really matter since the fad's been over for so long. But I watch a lot of doll face-up so it's relevant to me

“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you” …..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking

I might actually draw this ngl

Bonus if Amethyst (or someone who gets it now) keeps telling Dora to go into the alligator-infested waters, angering every believer around her

I JUST REALIZED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GEM WOULD BELIEVE DORA THE EXPLORER COULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM.

IM JUST IMAGINING YELLOW AGGRESSIVELY LECTURING DORA ON WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE IT HAS TO GO PERFECTLY, BUT SHES DUMB AS SHIT

Anyone else hyperfocusing on the fact that My Singing Monsters has been consistently updating since we all stopped playing in like 2015 and now it has 5 new islands, one of which came out last week, and there's like epic monsters now and monsters that sing actual freaking lyrics and every island is still a bop?

Just me?

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

I love it so much when people get inspired by Tumblr to make real stuff! It looks amazing!

TBH this reminds me heavily of what I've been working on for the last year. Mostly just the 4th-wall breaking and the aggressive representation.

But yeah this looks awesome! I'd love to see this become a reality!

A musical where the main character is trying to get everyone else to realize they’re on a stage, but they’re all caught up in some random conflict or something and the main character just doesn’t care because dammit we have bigger problems we’re f i c t i o n a l