Reminder, If I Ever Unknowingly Reblog From Someone Gross/don’t Notice Op But You Do PLEASE Let Me

Y'all just know that feeling?

hollywood men are like “it’s my capitalist-given right to date women young enough to be my daughter”

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

What if instead of your heart like beating faster, what of it just got super loud or like base-booted.

You only have however long you want to reblog this the joke noclipped!

I wonder if people viewing my Tumblr get whiplash because I post like:

- Funny picture

-People are disgusting creatures and are ruining everything

-Cute sheep gif with interesting sheep facts

-The reason the world is burning is because of our ignorance

-Ohh look at that cute chubby kitty!

-I love sharks with a passion

-Did you know that all of our senses are just biased based on our species and that other animals experience everything way different? And because our senses are the only thing tying us to reality, the world as we know it is questioned?

-Fuck the government.

-Haha meme is funnyyyyy

-but the bees! Are literally endangered now!!!

And so on.

I can't afford to lose my only good asset

Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch

Y'all I just realized something really important

If you do the 👌👌👌 thing then you're actually pressing F in the chat be it's f in sign language. I don't care if the meme is old it's just ahsjfskdjfjd

Do you think that the Odd Squad gets contacted by the MIB when they grow up? I doubt they forget their time in the squad, unless they have a forgetifier or smth. Actually nvm they probably know each other already.