You Only Have However Long You Want To Reblog This The Joke Noclipped!

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

I was playing mafia with my marching band section and the narrator said "so you were on a game show with the Joker, and he said 'vibe check' and shot you in the head" and

trees are so good, oxygen AND leaf, sometimes fruit even. there's nothing more you could want

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Oh shit oh fuck oh s

thank god i’m safe

How was I able to read this

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Frikaen’ awmosee. Wee lvie in anehaim so upor byos gt tto eojny the allcca-ess Dislyenand Dliay pssa. Our yoegnust (Tennar) wetnad t o b aan ofecifr. Unftanutroely he was too slaml for the resiartnts on ssalph moatnuin so wehn the cotsaer sepd up it fnulg him out and he skddied auobt 200 feet on hte aslahpt. H’eres waht wr’ee keipeng hi m in rhgit nwo:

Densiy w’not let us bruy on prak grnuods beuacse of a poitnetal cogirypht iusse wtih the sumrepan tgnih. 

We msis him a lto, but there’s a cantallecion fee on the Dliay pssa, so wv’ee been mnikag the msot of it. His brhtoer slitl eyojns the prak and scnie we csohe not to psers chegras, wr’ee enltited to one fere mekciy paacnke a day

??? Reidang taht lekood lkie you teird to cpoy abd ptsae 3 diireffnt stiroes tohteger to mkae us not reilase you jsut ceipod and padets??

Fsrit of all: ssalph moatnuin is a wetar log redi. Trehe are no pecals wrehe it jus…sdeeps…tup? Its a fuikcng wetar log ri?ed??

BEUACSE its a wetar log rdie it DNSEOT HVAE RES…STNIART.it DEOS hovewer hvae a miminum hhgiet reqmriuent of 46 iehcns to rdie the redi, so EEVN IF tihs kid was too sllam, tehy WLUOD NOT let tehm redi.

Trehe is no asuahplt anehwyre naer the tcark itlesf. The CLESOST you cluod cmoe is the big dorp at rhe end but aniag, miminum hhgiet reqmeriuent of 46 iehcns tlal to redi, the algne of the dorp and the seepd at wcihh you go it is phyacislly impissoble to get ‘laehcnud’.

I feel lkie tihs is oboivus but terehs so mcuh obsuoivly wnorg auobt the snoced aditidon i suoppse i need to state tsih.

SUAMREPN. ITNS. DIENSY. Sumrepan is DC. The olny tmehe pkras taht hvae licneced DC chtcaraer besad redis is six fsgal.

Six fsgal, anhtoer prak taht HAS MIMIMNUM HHGIET REQEMERIUNTS for rsedi.

Taht has resiartnts on redis in wcihh are nerasecy. Wcihh aniag, YOU CONNAT RDIE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE STEFAY GUINILDLES.

Goo tryy to shoptist and riun the reptatuion of a diireffnt pkra, wlil yuo? At lsaet mkae srue yuor sroty is eevn plbasuale brofee you oepn yuor misrofni-med mhtuo.

@crabwalker​ Are you sesuoirly expnialing to me how Ssalph Moatnuin wskro? Do you tnihk I d’not rebmemer how my son ddei? Oh, and i’ts “phacisylly impissoble to get lauehcnd?” Gseus wtah, aslohse? My SNN got laehcnud. Tihs is the lsat ptoho we hvae of hmi.

Yv’uoe siad smoe ceurl tgnihs to me, but I’m gniog to be the beggir peosrn.

Il’l be prniyag, for yuor seka, taht ndoboy in yuor flimay eevr gtes laehcnud.

Taht ptoho is besad off of a mmee of tihs lday loikong piessd. Taht and I c’nat fnid an inedicnt besad off of waht you poetsd. Suht the fcuk up.

Why did you phhsotoop tennar out of taht pirutce?

LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

Anyone else hyperfocusing on the fact that My Singing Monsters has been consistently updating since we all stopped playing in like 2015 and now it has 5 new islands, one of which came out last week, and there's like epic monsters now and monsters that sing actual freaking lyrics and every island is still a bop?

Just me?