Y'all I Just Realized Something Really Important

Thank you for enduring the 2020 vision

Me: okay so my parents just yelled at me for not doing my homework so I gotta g

My brain: You should make little name tags for your succulents

Me, using tape as lamination in case the paper gets wet: God damn it Jeffrey

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LOOK AT THAT THING! IT ABSORBS FOREIGN CRAP AND JUST DISSOLVES IT!! THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MAKES YOUR TATTOOS GO AWAY THAT'S RIGHT IT ABSORBS AWAY TATTOO INK ISNT THAT COOL!!!

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch

I forgot to post this yesterday but inktober day 1. I took the ring theme seriously.

Oh shit oh fuck oh s

thank god i’m safe

Honestly it was confirmed a while ago that Steven's physical age is just a representation of how he's mentally matured, so he could probably live forever if he felt like it.

Plus yeah, if your theory is true, then his blood is pretty op. Maybe if he went the old age route, his body just wouldn't let him die at the end of his "life" until he realized he couldn't die and decided to de-mature.

Spinel more or less showed he could only half-poof, so that's out. The only way to kill Steven would be to shatter him, basically. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.

Is Steven like completely fucking immortal?

Like, considering his tears reanimated lars, his spit healed Connie's vision, Its safe to say all of his bodily fluids have his healing effect.

Blood is a bodily fluid?

So like, does that mean his open wounds heal really fast because his blood heals him?