I Miss The Ace Attorney Promotional Art That Had Actual Personality In It So Badly. Never Forget What

Sometimes I think people don’t deserve thoughts.

I’m changing my muse-era/Weirdmageddon bill design because that pompous little shit would never willingly take human form.

Text:

Ford: This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you had a human form.

Bill: Don’t be silly, sixer! I would NEVER want to be a pathetic wet meat sack like you!

*One visit to Theraprism later*

Ford: Well, well, well… looks like I’m not the ONLY pathetic meat sack anymore—

Bill: SHUT THE HELL UP.

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I wish we could ask him what a magistrate actually does because I don't have a fucking clue

(reference)

Me: hey I don’t look half bad today

My brain: you look like Bender from the Breakfast Club

Me:

Me: GENDER ACHIEVED

I absolutely love my Tav and Astarion. They just so yes.

(Apologies now for the shit picture quality)

My Tav is a druid and a wood elf. He’s the sweetest boy on the planet. He always does whats right, but isn’t afraid to make a sarcastic comment to someone who pisses him off. He’s just trying to be a genuinely good guy.

While Astarion hates Tav thinks there’s always room at the camp, he can’t help but be amused when Tav slings shit in the goblins’ faces because they were being assholes. Or when he tells Absolute followers to get stuffed cause he doesn’t have the patience for them.

Did he think that the twink treehugger he tackled when they first met and held a knife to his throat would be ever so understanding and sympathetic with him being a vampire? Did he expect that Tav would be patient, and affectionate in a way that didn’t matter if it was romantic or platonic? Of course not. But he’s happy it happened.

Poor Tav didn’t mean to even romance Astarion but when he found out how Astarion felt? Hoo BOY did it make that poor demisexual have some gay panic.

And the best part about them is it doesn’t matter if their relationship is romantic or platonic. They love and care for each other. They’re sassy and just love eachother’s company, no matter what.

Oh yeah; and they like to let Karlach in on them making fun of Cultists and collectively going “oh, let’s smite this bitch.”

More Bill (Feat. Pyramid Steve)

Always used to play as a boy character in rpgs and stuff. Thought it was just that they were more fun to play. Nah.

not a poll, but if you are trans and you feel so inclined, reblog this post and tell me how you realized you were trans

Breaking: 4,000 year old man gets in a shouting match with a child

Basically how the interaction between my dragonborn and miraak went