I’m changing my muse-era/Weirdmageddon bill design because that pompous little shit would never willingly take human form.
Text:
Ford: This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you had a human form.
Bill: Don’t be silly, sixer! I would NEVER want to be a pathetic wet meat sack like you!
*One visit to Theraprism later*
Ford: Well, well, well… looks like I’m not the ONLY pathetic meat sack anymore—
Bill: SHUT THE HELL UP.
The last of the Septim bloodline and his Bosmer lover I mean Hero of Kvatch
FINALLY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
The sad noodle man from my roommates favorite show
(Also here’s the process)
Some vegan: you’re so inhumane! I can’t believe you ONLY eat meat! It’s disgusting! You’re a murderer! I hope your happy killing animals! Would you kill and eat a person?
A bosmer: I don’t know how to tell you this, but—
Running a cult and killing multiple gods
duality of man
I’m about to say it; Roman/Greek mythology is overrated. Return to Egyptian Mythology.
Everyone being super horny on main for a bunch of gods and goddesses who were gay and shit. Big whoop. Lots of gods from a bunch of mythos were gay.
Apollo being a twink and being gay for Icarus? Heard it. I don’t care anymore.
Give me the wacky hijinks of Seth and Osiris’ brotherhood that led to Seth fuckin’ murking his megamind-looking-ass brother at his own birthday party. I want a shit-faced Hathor at a party singing bad songs because she thought they were serving blood but it was actually wine.
I can’t believe there are people who hate Azi.
If Crowley still loves him, so should you.
And yes, Crowley still loves him.
The love is still very much there.
They’re Just Not Talking Right Now.
So, reblog if you still love Mr. A.Z. Fell
i just had a dream that i was the adopted son of those fucking guys in hannibal and ive never watched any of the show but basically i was stuck in the back seat of the van because we were moving again because according to the one that looks eternally tired (will?) ‘apparently dad doesnt know when the proper time to kill someone is’ and i watched them bicker like divorced parents and I go ‘what the hell is it you guys do for work again’ and the car went dead silent before the cannibal guy goes ‘eat your subway flynn’
what is this show about. why did i dream this what does it mean. do I have to watch the show now. It is 5:45 am.
More Bill (Feat. Pyramid Steve)