Thinking About Bg3 Astarion Introduction. Something Very Funny About Meeting A Weird Guy On The Road

NO. NO. NO. DO NOT DO THAT YOU WILL GO BLIND.

like if you want to eat the big glowing mushrooms in blackreach reblog if you would slice those bad boys up like a gigantic convex bioluminescent pizza and slam em back with without hesitation without remorse without dipping them in sauce

ive experienced so much today

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

YOU’RE SUCH A DICK!!!

New Pfp because I said so

Drew in grayscale to color for the first time! Here’s my OC Jay :]

truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

Some art of my tired dad secret agent oc. He just wants to cook food and snuggle someone. he hates his job

I can’t believe there are people who hate Azi.

If Crowley still loves him, so should you.

And yes, Crowley still loves him.

He waited outside.

The love is still very much there.

They’re Just Not Talking Right Now.

So, reblog if you still love Mr. A.Z. Fell

10 Ship Dynamics but yeah

Cool car x Cool motorcycle

Listens to 80s rock x Listens to Heavy Metal

Zero effort valedictorian x D student trying their best

Unironically listens to Bubble Gum K.K. x Blasts Master of Puppets on full volume

Incredibly inexperienced in relationships x Has been in countless, but melts every time person a does anything

Plays Minecraft x Plays Animal Crossing

Dumb x Dumber x Yet Dumber

Feral sewer rat x Elegance incarnate

“What the fuck do you mean you drink COFFEE you’re DISGUSTING” x “Ooohh strong words from a pompous asshole sipping hot leaf water”

Cat mouth x tired