10 Ship Dynamics but yeah
Cool car x Cool motorcycle
Listens to 80s rock x Listens to Heavy Metal
Zero effort valedictorian x D student trying their best
Unironically listens to Bubble Gum K.K. x Blasts Master of Puppets on full volume
Incredibly inexperienced in relationships x Has been in countless, but melts every time person a does anything
Plays Minecraft x Plays Animal Crossing
Dumb x Dumber x Yet Dumber
Feral sewer rat x Elegance incarnate
“What the fuck do you mean you drink COFFEE you’re DISGUSTING” x “Ooohh strong words from a pompous asshole sipping hot leaf water”
Cat mouth x tired