Dwemer - Blog Posts
First rule of being a ghost: don't mess with the mages
I'm not very fond of undead, but these two are an exception
That's what getting dumped in some ruins by some smugglers who've been using you as a living fishing rod (but for treasure) does to an Argonian. (Her left big horn is broken)
The Idiot Adventures of The Boys
(Left to right; Inigo, Miraak, Lucien, Kaidan. Image taken by The Last Dragonborn)
NO. NO. NO. DO NOT DO THAT YOU WILL GO BLIND.
like if you want to eat the big glowing mushrooms in blackreach reblog if you would slice those bad boys up like a gigantic convex bioluminescent pizza and slam em back with without hesitation without remorse without dipping them in sauce
My Bosmer Skyrim OC.
Whenever I play Skyrim, I always play the same character. A Dwemer-researcher who hordes every book he comes in contact with. He’s an archer and the only reason his stealth is so high is because he literally just robs everyone blind of their books. He doesn’t, however, touch Urag Gro-Shub’s library out of respect.
Why are Skyrim elves so funny?
Well, they’re mer, not men. Therefore, they aren’t hu-MAN they’re hu-MER
One cool person told me this would make a good meme template :)
(Here's the original idea)
POV: Your lifelong fantasy: spend all of your days on building your own robots to produce incomparably that will fight against each other on your own robot arena!!! OwO
You work day and night on your ambitious project.
Here comes the day where everything seems to be finished. Then... DAMN! Unfortunately, your robots don't feel like attacking each other. They stand motionless right where they were. Hmmm... maybe their sensors weren't wired properly? Or you set some weird condition to be satisfied first?
Wait... there's this switch you forgot to turn on. Yes! The whole robot-robot aggression mechanism is finally activated!
But - you've seated yourself between two robots, idiot!
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I've met some cool people that are into robots recently (:
(recollecting my own memories of playing with robots, too)
Hello Morrowind Community I offer you my silly goofies (sidenote: got any good Dagoth Ur content pls tell me I'm desperate for my husband)
