NO. NO. NO. DO NOT DO THAT YOU WILL GO BLIND.

“FREEZE, SCUMBAGS! IT’S THE COPS!”

~ Detective Dick Gumshoe

More Bill (Feat. Pyramid Steve)

Is imperialism really bad if the emperor is cute

I’m changing my muse-era/Weirdmageddon bill design because that pompous little shit would never willingly take human form.

Text:

Ford: This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you had a human form.

Bill: Don’t be silly, sixer! I would NEVER want to be a pathetic wet meat sack like you!

*One visit to Theraprism later*

Ford: Well, well, well… looks like I’m not the ONLY pathetic meat sack anymore—

Bill: SHUT THE HELL UP.

i love humanity

IT IS TIME

Writing a Baldur’s Gate 3 Fanfic of the whole game with my Tav (Tavian) and his misadventures with the whole bg3 crew. Though it might seem like it in the first few chapters he will not be romantically involved with Astarion but they do become besties who look out for each other. It warms my heart as I’m writing it because they’re both helping each other out because they care, but they don’t *have* to be in love. They’re supportive and get really close and can read each other so well. He’ll be going through and exploring his childhood of losing his parents to a devil pact they made with a certain poetic devil. It’ll also just generally be a lot of fun I think because I’m having a lot of fun writing it and having the characters interact so freely. It won’t be centered on romance but the adventures and bonds these idiots grow together.

Anyway, is this basically an ad for my new fic? Yes. Let me know if you guys are actually interested in reading it i already have 2 1/2 chapters written and the first chapter comes out on AO3 on the 19th of this month :)

I DREW FANART FOR CULT OF THE LAMB BECAUSE THAR FUCKING LAMB IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I LOVE MY CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL FOLLOWERS!!!

Meme redraws of me and my boyfriend’s characters I thought I’d do

new pfp because i can :y

i’m losing my mind