Do You Ever Wish You Had Four Nipples So You Could Be Like Harry Styles?

“I ALWAYS deserve a snack.”

- Gustavo Rocque

i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese

“We’re booking our world tour, and THE WORLD WON’T CALL US BACK!”

- Gustavo Rocque

100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.

thor: oh we should do get help!

peter: what’s get help?

thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room

“Pranks are a rite of passage for the young male.”

-Gustavo Rocque

Riverdale haters are always like" wahhwahhh I can't handle plot" you sound like grown adults who call black pepper spicy. Grow up and enjoy a cw show for once in your life