So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.
Here are some the bear episodes ideas
Musical episode
Accidentally killing the health inspector
Beach episode
Needing to put together a talent show to save the restaurant
Saving Chicago
Saving the world
Episode where Carmys emotions get split up and they have to put them back together
Gas leak and everyone is a muppet
spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.
I don't care about succession can you guys talk about Riverdale more
this is still so funny
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
supernatural episode where mary sells dean’s soul to one direction
“Yeah I don’t want to. Laters.”
- Gustavo Rocque
i love you, it’s ruining the tour
“Yeah, I don’t do wrench.”
- Gustavo Rocque
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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