So I Had A Dream Last Night That Elon Musk Invited Himself Into The Hotel Room My Family Was Staying

So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.

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Here are some the bear episodes ideas

Musical episode

Accidentally killing the health inspector

Beach episode

Needing to put together a talent show to save the restaurant

Saving Chicago

Saving the world

Episode where Carmys emotions get split up and they have to put them back together

Gas leak and everyone is a muppet

spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.

I don't care about succession can you guys talk about Riverdale more


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this is still so funny

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately


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supernatural episode where mary sells dean’s soul to one direction

i think gerard way should kill harry styles


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i love you, it’s ruining the tour

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