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i think gerard way should kill harry styles

supernatural episode where mary sells dean’s soul to one direction

16 Ways Tumblr Says STAR Labs Pays the Bills

Coasting off Barry’s inheritance from Eobard

STAR Labs Museum (Olga works her ass off)

Profits from E-1 sales of HR’s “Scientific Romance” novels.

Hartley Rathaway uses his inheritance to keep STAR Labs afloat just to spite his homophobic family

Betting on sports outcomes based on Eobard Thawne’s Little Black Book of scores for the next century

Harry and Cisco secretly have an incredibly successful drag act (with occasional appearances by Wally)

Harry and Cisco patent and sell their weapons

Harry buys gold and precious metals on E-2 then sells them for cash on E-1

Cisco’s secret life as a hair model

Cisco’s secret life as a Superhero Costume Designer

Joe’s double life as a lounge singer

Caitlin is secretly a highly paid scientific consultant

Caitlin’s life insurance after Ronnie’s death

Killer Frost sells custom ice sculptures

Team Flash makes PSA’s as “edgy teens” in Central City’s don’t-do-dangerous-shit-to-give-yourself-meta-powers commercials

Time Vault Gideon hasn’t appeared in seasons because all her CPU power is now dedicated to Bitcoin mining

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

Day 102562 of wishing that Leonard Snart was in the musical crossover episode of Supergirl and The Flash

ellie and riley went to the mall and I was like, oh no this girlie has most definitely not come across a bullets cassette to play on her Walkman yet…

thor: oh we should do get help!

peter: what’s get help?

thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room

“Pranks are a rite of passage for the young male.”

-Gustavo Rocque

This is what the album Danger Days by New Jersey Rock Band My Chemical Romance is about

I think there’s something so deeply and intimately and morbidly true about The Last of Us’s primary thesis which is that humanity’s fatal flaw, in that very Shakespearian way, is that we are destined to care too much about one another so much so that we discard the collective entirely. like we have such a capacity to love the human race and humanity as a whole, to grow our communities and govern cities how we know best and foster such connection with the masses which we are part of, but it’s overtaken by our capacity to love even just a single other person. like one human can come into your life that creates such an intrinsic and passionate love in you— or maybe two people or a family’s worth or any small number— and you suddenly would burn entire villages down just to keep them safe.

joel doesn’t blink twice murdering to find ellie. he doesn’t look back when he decides to do what he does at the hospital later on. he has no remorse about any of it it, because this one girl has grown to mean more to him than any possible greater good could ever mean. and it’s reciprocal. ellie would— and does— do anything she can to help him, save him, protect him, and, eventually, to avenge him. because that’s what you do when you love someone. not when you love people. when you love someone.

and it’s selfish, in a way??? because we love these people and would do so much for them because they mean more to us than other strangers do. it’s exactly like an iteration of the trolley problem, actually. one track has your daughter on it and one track has fifty people. don’t even try telling me you wouldn’t go onto track B if it meant saving your daughter and her puppy dog eyes from the whimpering and pain and fear. The Last of Us says yes, you would. I would. we all would. and like yeah that is our greatest weakness, that we have such a unique ability to love a handful of people so deeply that our compassion towards community and strangers and the bigger collective starts to slip from view. but goddamn what a fucking great fatal flaw it is to have. we are all going to die and the world will burn because we loved another person too much.