“Pranks Are A Rite Of Passage For The Young Male.”

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

the chairman of the tortured poets department

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

please...

sam winchester arriving at stanford thinking he’s freed himself from his controlling older brother’s influnce only to realize that the all the powerful authority figures in university are called deans

Me when I see a meme online posted by a fellow directioner

Thawne really waited to wear eyeliner until after his reveal… I love him

“Who the Hell is Knucky?

What’s a fella gotta do around here to get some apple juice

happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract