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Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you

“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”

Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you

Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes

But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?

Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?

What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?

What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?

Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)

Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!

Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(