You Know What, Tumblr? I’m Going To Have A Good Day. Yesterday Was Probably The Worst Day I’ve Had

Whar the fuck do i do a buried blog followed me

Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.

Google is being unhelpful

LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN AND GET OUT OF MY KNEEEEEEEES

Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes

But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?

Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?

What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?

What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?

Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist

Hello! My friends and I are starting a podcast together, and we need lots of background characters! If you want your OC (or you) in a podcast, here’s your chance! Just fill out the template below in a reply/reblog!

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Height: 5’4 | Birthday: 4/11/09 | Personality: very outspoken, but forgets to listen to others sometimes. | Short backstory summary: Ellie realised she was trans when she was ten, and has a supportive family | Age: 15 | Biggest fear: losing family and friends. | Dress style: flashy, bright dresses and makeup. | Intelligence level: average to above average | Immediate family: Mom, Dad, no siblings | Neurotype: neurotypical | Sports: swim team, bronze medalist | Income: median | Pets: none | Grades/job: C- to A+ student, works part-time at the town tailor | Popularity: mild | Pronouns: she/her | Gender: trans girl (Deadname: caleb) (Gender affirming care: on estrogen) | Sexuality: Bisexual | | Relationship: dating Juniper “June” Murphy (relationship length: 2 years) (anniversary: 14/2) | Voice type: Femme

Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.

catchign up on the horrors !!!

rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap

my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods

also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead

expect fanart the brain rot is coming back

Fuck it this goes in my main blog

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.

“The meaning of life is reproduction”

“The meaning of life is success”

“The meaning of life is money”

Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?

Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.