“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”
Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you
And the most recently acquired/youngest: Pepper!
She’s almost two, she’s just very small. She weighs seven pounds and has a proportionate amount of intelligence. (None) Her hobbies include: licking her butthole, licking her siblings’ buttholes, biting her siblings, making Expressions® ™, running face first into walls and doors, stealing bread, purring incredibly loudly, standing on her hind legs and staring distressedly, screaming, falling down the stairs, and being wet for mysterious reasons.
(Nicknames include: stupid, dummy, gross, salt, beps, meeps, sweetie, idiot, and baby)
Here he is! The reason we keep all the toilets closed, the one who had to be put on a diet at seven months old, the one who currently weighs eighteen pounds, the man of the hour, Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone outside or between, I give you, POE
(Various nicknames include fatcat, tubbs, the Poe-parazzi, water boi, and most notably, Po-Po)
Happy Ides of March!!
Stab your least favorite politician!!
Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist
My insincerest apologies
The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent
Free palestine you bastards.
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
I had to unpin my post about my podcast to pin this because you assholes keep following me.
Btw i dont think rich people are even human. They have no idea what struggling is like.
Thank you, and ✨ Fuck off ✨
Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes
But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?
Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?
What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?
What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?
He/It/they | Yes, that is a dead possum. Terfs, racists, and homophobes, DNI. EVER.Rebog sideblog: @arthwrongisTma sideblog: @falling-peacefully
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