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Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you

Sell me your bones. You're not even using them, you're just holding them. They're going to be all gross and worn down by the time you're done with them, and I need them for something!!

:(

No bonetaking? Give me your voice!! I just want to borrow it, I promise I'll give it back!!!

Why can't I just borrow your skin, I'll only wear it for a few minutes!! I just want to try it on!!

Your eyes would look better on me....

God, you people are terrible!!! I promise I won't break anything!!!! Give me your body parts!!! I need them for,,, uh,,,,,, Something Important!!!

Hello! My friends and I are starting a podcast together, and we need lots of background characters! If you want your OC (or you) in a podcast, here’s your chance! Just fill out the template below in a reply/reblog!

Template under the cut

Conditions:

We Reserve The Right To Kill Your Characters :)

It’s a small town setting near the coast, in northern Oregon (U.S.)

Firstname "nickname" lastname

Personality | short backstory summary | height | birthday | age | biggest fear | dress style | intelligence | Immediate family | neurotypical/ neurodivergent | disability? | sports | income | pets | grades/job | popularity | Pronouns | Gender identity (deadname?) (gender affirming care) | sexuality |immediate family | relationship (relationship length) (anniversary)| Voice type?

Not necessary to fill out, but very helpful for the team!

Example:

Elizabeth “Ellie” baker:

Height: 5’4 | Birthday: 4/11/09 | Personality: very outspoken, but forgets to listen to others sometimes. | Short backstory summary: Ellie realised she was trans when she was ten, and has a supportive family | Age: 15 | Biggest fear: losing family and friends. | Dress style: flashy, bright dresses and makeup. | Intelligence level: average to above average | Immediate family: Mom, Dad, no siblings | Neurotype: neurotypical | Sports: swim team, bronze medalist | Income: median | Pets: none | Grades/job: C- to A+ student, works part-time at the town tailor | Popularity: mild | Pronouns: she/her | Gender: trans girl (Deadname: caleb) (Gender affirming care: on estrogen) | Sexuality: Bisexual | | Relationship: dating Juniper “June” Murphy (relationship length: 2 years) (anniversary: 14/2) | Voice type: Femme

Hey look at these fuckass Motts

Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.

Google is being unhelpful

LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN AND GET OUT OF MY KNEEEEEEEES

The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent

My snek Ruby. She’s not very bright.

catchign up on the horrors !!!

rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap

my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods

also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead

expect fanart the brain rot is coming back

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

Happy Ides of March!!

Stab your least favorite politician!!