wtf even is five minute crafts it legitimately terrifies me
We’re learning about genes in science class and an ad for something with Patrick Stewart came on and everyone was like ‘Wasn’t he Professor X?” X-genes.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, GUYS IM CRYING RN
GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.
y’all think they’ll do a remake in honour of the 50th anniversary of Goncharov?
ATTENTION GAYS, LESBIANS, PANS, ASEXUALS, BISEXUALS AND ALL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I think we should start tossing out skittles and yell “Taste the rainbow” at pride parades. Skittles should also make special pride flag skittles for pride month.
Girls in my class: *staring at the albino koala in our science book* awwww
Boy in my class: It’s White
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMERICA'S ASS, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS (July 4th, 1918)
Why the hell did my Alexa just turn the volume up. I was just listening to my music and suddenly she just got louder. As I was typing this she turned the volume down on her own. I am the only person in my room and I was not speaking to her. Well, it was nice being here while it lasted.