Hey Can You Stop Placing Your Palm On My Abdomen Over The Location Of My Womb And Salivating And Letting

hey can you stop placing your palm on my abdomen over the location of my womb and salivating and letting your eyes glaze over with possessive ill intent when i'm talking to you

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Les Miserables + Zombies: A Whole New Reason For A Barricade Happy Halloween! Enjolras Takes On The National

Les Miserables + Zombies: A Whole New Reason for a Barricade Happy Halloween! Enjolras takes on the National Guard zombies while little zombie Gavroche climbs up the barricade below, meanwhile the dying Eponine shows off her zombie bite to Marius and Grantaire fights off the recently turned Bahorel with a wine bottle.

So happy to finally be posting this illustration after keeping the sketch in my drafts for 7 years! I wanted so badly to finish this illustration but at the time I didn't feel skilled enough to complete it. Now I've done it and I'm so happy and relieved I finally got here.

Missed opportunity to have Castiel try to communicate with Dean again using his Trueform except this time, it actually works because 1) Cas has healed Dean enough times for his Grace to recognize Dean, and 2) with Cas' Grace depleting as it is, it wouldn't do as much damage as, say, make Dean's ears bleed, like the last time it happened.

And then Sam walks into the room, that's still shaking and breaking from the power of Cas' voice, and he's fucking decimated he's on the floor yelling what the fuck is happening while Dean's sitting on the bed, mid-laugh because Cas just said the funniest shit ever or something idk he's whipped.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

Bitches be trying to make everything right while giving the “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. It’s me, I’m bitches.

me:*cracks my neck*

My mom:looks at me in shock

Me:I'm like a glow stick

My mom:🤨

Me:just without the glow

My mom:😂


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They Got Drunk:3

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Steve Walking Out That Elevator After Saying “Hail Hydra”

Steve walking out that elevator after saying “Hail Hydra”

Just Because I'm Up Thinking At 3:33am

Just because I'm up thinking at 3:33am

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