Bitches Be Trying To Make Everything Right While Giving The “I Don’t Give A Fuck” Attitude. It’s

💕 Azi sketches, but he's more of a bastard 💕

Hannibal: *makes numerous cannibal jokes/puns*

Jack: LMFAOO FUCKING CHILL BRO! 😂😂

Will: *makes ONE cannibal joke*

Jack:

Turns out I never drew the wallslam scene, and I thought it high time that I corrected that mistake.

Happy 2024!

me:*cracks my neck*

My mom:looks at me in shock

Me:I'm like a glow stick

My mom:🤨

Me:just without the glow

My mom:😂

Did I just discover something?

OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

Aden

One of my fav things from the first Eragon book:

When Eragon sees the Urgal footprint and tells Saphira to get Brom to safety and she just grabs Brom and presses him against her with her wings without telling him why and won't let him go before Eragon tells her to. That's just peak "Eragon and Saphira share one (1) braincell and she didn't have it at that time". Also I wanna know what went on in Broms head. One moment he's making a campfire, the next moment his son's dragon snatches him up and won't let him go.

Heathers but it’s quote from my friend gc… minus the part about pot