Hannibal: *makes Numerous Cannibal Jokes/puns*

I need help finding a fic! It’s bagginsheild, it from thorium’s perspective when he’s young in the months leading up to and following the destruction of Erebor, it has bilbo as a slightly morally grey thief form what I could tell. I only got like a chapter in but oh my god was it good!

Please help 🙏

Just because I'm up thinking at 3:33am

Go ahead and reblog to share that wealth. Good morning, y'all!!!

Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.

It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.

I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.

Your father only dies once, after all.

That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.

Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.

I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.

He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.

He’s never been scared of Bruce.

But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.

He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.

The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.

“My baby. Oh my baby.”

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue

You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.

​I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.

being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

Microbelr

ₒ ⹁,.‸¸⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ .‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. ,.⸲,⸒‸ .. ⸲‸,⸲

ₔ ¸⸲.‸¸⸲⸒‸. .⸲,⹁ .‸.⸲ ,¸ ,.⸲,⸒‸.‸¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ ₛ ⹁,¸⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ .‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸,. ,.⸲,⸒‸ .¸⸲.‸‸. ⸲‸,⸲

ₛ ⹁,¸⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ .‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸ ₒ ⹁,.‸¸⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ .‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. ,.⸲,⸒‸ .‸¸¸⸲ .‸,. ,.⸲,.‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸. ¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. , ¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. ,.⸲,⸒‸ .‸,. ,.⸲,. ‸‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ . ‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. ,.⸲,⸒‸ .‸,.⸲ ,.‸.⸲ ,¸⸲, .‸¸⸲ .‸. ¸⸲ .‸.‸¸ ¸⸲ .‸,. ₛ ⹁,¸⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ ᵏᵘⁿᵍ ₔ ¸⸲.‸¸⸲⸒‸. .⸲,⹁ ᵖᵒʷ ₊ ¸⸲.⸲,⸒ .⸲,⹁ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ .¸⸲.‸.‸¸‸. ⸲‸,⸲

[You need to equip the 🔬 Microscope to properly view this post.]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Aden