“Attempted To Take A Cute Video Of My Cats Licking Each Other, And Then This Happened…” 

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

September 2021 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

me: (reading) woolw, mlem, feitm, mteef

friend; no.

me: :( . wlw mlm ftm mtf.

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

just found out, this is hilarious

Forget climate change. Greta's saving the world one taking down one men's rights influencer (and sex trafficker by day) at a time.

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

nonbinary representation in media like [robot][alien][shapeshifter][alien][what personality?]

This PC Romance is Happening To Me!!! a trilogy by marisha ray

I really deeply appreciate the storytelling craft that has gone into ensuring that David Tennant is the Doctor forever, and can appear at any time without requiring weird timeline shenanigans. This is fan service, yes, but I'm certain the #1 fan this is servicing is in fact David Tennant.