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absolutely trans rights

trans rights

2024 off to an INCREDIBLE start

or they’re trans.

Chess pawns are all female. (may become queens)

have you ever read an erotica novel with a plot far too involved for its own purpose because let me tell you,

Like I’m not saying erotica shouldn’t have a GOOD plot. A lot of people want that.

But for me, if the plot’s overall purpose in a novel is to move you from sex scene to sex scene, I need the sex scenes to have narrative cohesion with that plot, if that makes sense.

Instead, I just read a series recommended by a friend with a plot so in conflict with the many, many sex scenes that I was descending into madness.

Every time the characters started making out I was like oh my god you guys do NOT have time for this. How could this possibly be on your mind in this moment!!!!!!!!

It was a murder mystery and also sort of a survival thriller and author would build up the biggest most time sensitive life or death stakes and you’d be on the edge of your seat and then you’d just be in a sex scene like HUH

I ended up so compelled by the plot that I read all four books in two days. I started just skipping all the sex scenes by the end of book two because I needed to know what happened next.

I felt like I was reading two different stories. The overall reading experience was deeply funny honestly but I’m hiring a personal injury lawyer for the whiplash

[major spoilers for S2, S4, S5]

The Magnus Archives is RED

[I’m back with more fake screenshots!] Part 1 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

twirls my hair will we get PET neighbors maybe.. as in Pearl Etho Tango the neighbors ever who I am totally normal about (lie)

the cutest neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy