Me: (reading) Woolw, Mlem, Feitm, Mteef

do all of them. make it a series

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

what pride flag is this (wrong answers only)

my character: *doing literally anything*

astarion in the background:

when the player character finds my skeleton in the apocalypse and loots my body for an area map they’ll just find the Din/Geralt/Boromir/Gale babygirl diagram

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

it’s me i’m getting the sword

reblog to give a trans man a sword

no i'm a filthy socialist, get your facts straight

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

Now that the new season is looming, here are some predictions I have for Hermitcraft season 9!

- Mumbo is going to go completely ballistic. The man couldn't kill anything for a whole season, the minute he gets a wooden sword no animal mob or player will be safe (either that or he'll kill one thing and then have a crisis but my bet is that one thing will be Grian)

- First player death will be Joe Hills and it'll be him falling into a ravine

- Either that or Iskall is going to kill someone without meaning to again

- There's going to be some dispute between two people who want to settle on the same mountain and they're going to turn it into a hilariously drawn-out comedic rivalry because of course they are

- First shop is going to be either Grian or Impulse

- On that note idk how likely this is but a Grian and Impulse business empire would be SO overpowered please I want it

- Hilarious disparity between people who mesh season 8 in with season 9 and have a canonical path of travel between the two vs people who don't even mention it at all (read: Zedaph and Etho being Blissfully Oblivious)

- Cleo is going to punch Joe. That's not even a prediction at this point that's just a universal constant

- Place your bets now on which happens first: Mumbo makes a cult or Scar makes a pyramid scheme! I'm betting one or the other in the first ten episodes, bonus points if it's neither and Etho does both

I'm saving this to reblog a few weeks in and see how many Apollo's bullseyes I can get, feel free to add on!

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?