"Generally We Don't Know A Lot About The Asses Of Undertale Characters."

"In this essay, i will be explaining how it is not morally correct to fuck the animatronics-"

"The punishment for murdering snakes is getting your gender transed."

But it's cronchy and it wasn't like you were using it :)

why does my back hurt

"I can and will make you lactate."

Ha! You fool. I thought ahead and hid my spines, in fact, they are right here- *pans to an empty safe*

Shit...

WATCH OUT I GOT A GUN

Oh.. Worm??

"But when you say good evening that usually means-" "… That you're a vampire."

put in the tags whether u think your icon could beat the person you reblogged from’s icon in a fight to the death

You are the dairy of my queen.

You are the apple of my bees.

“I'm what you'd call an Elmo Connoisseur, and no I will not elaborate.”