"But When You Say Good Evening That Usually Means-" "… That You're A Vampire."

I just remembered this thing I drew in 2020 and I need you all to witness it. Its name is Cringelet and God won’t let it die

oh god oh fuck, @sparrow-ceiling has unlimited power again

WATCH OUT I GOT A GUN

Pick Tumblr's Favorite Pokemon, Day 19!

Here's today's batch of pokemon! Who's your favorite? Remember, these first rounds are not single elimination - every pokemon with at least 10% of the vote will move on! (Note: I pretty much exclusively use the android app, which doesn't have decimal points yet. If my app says 10%, it means 10%, even if it's 9.5-9.9% on the web)

Also, congrats to yesterday's winners!

"I want a divorce."

"But you're our favorite wife!"

"Yeah, you're our favorite waifu!"

"you started in a penis now you’re ending in one"

"The liberals took my liver! (Gone sexual)"

"White supremacy? No, snail supremacy."

Congratualtions 

People are so funny I wish I could be funny

"MUTE YOURSELF, CORPSE"