“I'm What You'd Call An Elmo Connoisseur, And No I Will Not Elaborate.”

"I'm gonna pull a classic white man move-"

"i am no furry, i merely enslave them"

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

In the Archives. Straight up "recording it." And by "it," haha, well. Let's just say. My Statement.

Hey take my u-Quiz and tell me which Jedi Knight you are in the tags!

"I want a divorce."

"But you're our favorite wife!"

"Yeah, you're our favorite waifu!"

"YOU'RE TELLING ME, A HORSE, DIVORCED, THIS HORSE????"

"Hey footface."

reblog and put in the tags the hottest and the coldest temperatures you've personally encountered

I can say the most cursed shit. Which is hardly different from how I already am but like, useful for comedy lmao