But It's Cronchy And It Wasn't Like You Were Using It :)

"Dracula looking like he built like a fridge."

"Sir, this is a brothel, not an Arby's."

“Well what if the sand likes being smacked?” “I don’t know, it’ll Moan.”

"Who likes a black dragon who actually has teeth."

"I want a divorce."

"But you're our favorite wife!"

"Yeah, you're our favorite waifu!"

I'm bored an currently out of cursed shit to post soooo

Bother My Askbox?

Almost went by autumn before settling on Rook lol

if you're trans / nonbinary / cisn't in some way rb this and put the first name you started going by when you figured it out

basedbon that one image with the amongs. sniff sniff

Ha! You fool. I thought ahead and hid my spines, in fact, they are right here- *pans to an empty safe*

Shit...

WATCH OUT I GOT A GUN

Oh ho ho. A new spine eh?

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine