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phantasmo's the bottom....we all agreein on this?

I think he would be more a switch than a true 100% bottom (you know: his pride and arrogance can’t fully let him be a bottom hgfhfgfhfhfg)

You’re stuck on a 24/7 hour flight:

To make things easier and interesting, i’ll give all the characters names in the game/meme:

1° front row (left): Black Dahlia and Kcalb (Skullgirls and the Gray garden)

2° front row (left): Walnut cookie and Ice juggler cookie (Cookie run games)

Middle (left): Caramel choux cookie and Cream puff cookie (Cookie run games)

1° back row (left): Choco chess cookies and Licorice cookie (Cookie run games) (Yeah, yeah: i know that’s cheating but… can you blame me? It’s so hard to choose between them!)

2° back row (left): Timekeeper cookie and Dr. Phantasmo (Cookie run games and Fluffpillow’s oc)

~♡ Characters in the middle: Bill cipher; Shadow weaver; Sunny; Zeus; Poseidon; Kel; Idate; Feathers mcgraw; Snake fruit cookie and Affogato cookie. (Gravity Falls, She ra and the princesses of power, Omori, Neal illustrator’s original character designs from Epic the musical, Omori again, Wadanohara and the deep blue sea, Wallace and Gromit’s films and for the last two: Cookie run games)

1° front row (right): Hydrangea cookie and Cortney brushwork (Cookie run games and Jencilthepencil’s/Lemonlysunny’s oc)

2° front row (right): Charlie champ and Hero & Mari (Yes, i know: i cheated but… honestly… can you blame me? Just so you know, i wanted to put even more characters that i like… oh well, might as well do a part two of this poll, lol) (Lemonlysunny’s/Jencilthepencil’s oc and Omori)

Middle (right): Strawberry cookie and Pudding a la mode cookie (Cookie run games)

1° back row (right): Dick hardly and Baguette Cookie & Coffee candy cookie (Powerpuff girls and Cookie run games) (Yes, i’ve cheated 3 times now… but eh 🤷🏻)

2° back row (right): Marble bread cookie and Zooble (Cookie run games (it’s the last one, i promise, lol.) and The amazing digital circus

Now here are the Pros and Cons of sitting beside each one of them! :D

(The only ones you won’t be able to sit right beside are the ones in the middle, but if you decide to pick either 15; 16 or 22, you might be a little bit more likely to be closer to them ;3):

1° front row (left): Black Dahlia and Kcalb: you’ll be more closer to BD than Kcalb but you can still have some sort of interaction with him! (If you want to, of course, shout out for my introverted, shy and/or simply wanting to be on their own space without interacting homies! XD)

Pros: Black dahlia is a smoking hot grandma and Kcalb can be very cute and funny if you’re nice with him. (And you’ll get to be on the window! Yay!)

Cons: both are killing machines on their own right (although Kcalb wouldn’t murder anyone inside a plane because he doesn’t want to seem rude or inconvenient, lol) and probably BD and Kcalb would want to be too chatty at first…

2° front row (left): Walnut cookie and Ice juggler cookie: you’ll be between them so you can interact with both with no problems! :3

Pros: you’ll be next to a very smart girl and a cute juggler that might show you some tricks while you three wait!

Cons: you might need to be a very patient person because Walnut can (and will) talk about any type and form of detective visual novels or mystery and suspense and ice juggler… let’s say she/they are a very blunt person… (and might at first think being next to you is torture if you’re the extroverted/chatty type)

Middle (left): Caramel choux cookie and Cream puff cookie: you’ll be more closer to CC than Cream puff but as the same thing with Kcalb and BD you’ll can also interact with her if you want! :3

Pros: you’ll have a very peaceful flight because these two girls are little angels! They are both kind and sweet! (And you’ll get to be on the window! Yay!)

Cons: you wouldn’t want to disturb their sleep during night or even during afternoon…

1° back row (left): Choco chess twins cookies and Licorice cookie: you’ll be between them so you can interact with the 3 of them with no problems!

Pros: Licorice is a funny and cute guy and the CCT are even cuter! They might even ask you to play chess with them! (and Licorice might even thank you for distracting them from him… he needs a break…)

Cons: the problem is, you are going on a 24/7 hour flight and the twins might want to play a lot of rounds of chess with you… and Licorice can be a heavy snorer, lol

2° back row (left): Timekeeper cookie and Dr. Phantasmo: you’ll be more closer to Dr. Phantasmo than Timekeeper but you can still have some sort of interaction with her/them! (Again, if you want to, lol)

Pros: . . .(is there any pros for these two?) well… TK can be very funny annoying the hell out of Phantasmo, lol. (and Phantasmo is sexy, you might even catch him sleeping cutely on your shoulder)

Cons: oh dear… TK can quickly turn annoying to you if you’re a more reserved person… she/they’ll steal your treats that you get from the air-hostess and act really childish for her/their age… and Phantasmo will try multiple times to snatch your soul and occupy as much space as he can

Snake fruit cookie: they would be at your left if you chose to sit next to Phantasmo and TK… although they would be a little distant from you than if you directly sat next to them.

Pros: they are really intelligent and knowledgeable, they might teach you some things to kill time and they are also really cute while sleeping

Cons: they are very entitled and arrogant, so they might also not want to talk with you because they see you as inferior to them… (honestly it’s a 50/50 % chance depending on their mood)

1° front row (right): Hydrangea cookie and Cortney brushwork: you’ll be more closer to Hydrangea than Cortney but you can still have some sort of interaction with her if you would like to!

Pros: both of them are really cute and Hydrangea is very chill and calm while Cortney is really nice and friendly! (Hydrangea might tell you some facts about flowers or stories about her work at the palace and Cortney will share her crayons with you if you want some to draw to pass time!)

Cons: if the plane is failing or about to land on the ocean for whatever reasons, Hydrangea will be way too calm about the whole situation, heck, she might even fall asleep while everyone screams their heads off and Cortney will be screaming a high-pitched scream and cry loudly… and she might even puke on you or Hydrangea…

Shadow weaver: she would be at your right if you chose to sit next to Hydrangea and Cortney… although she would be a little distant from you than if you directly sat next to her.

Pros…?: she is hot and she MIGHT tell you a fact or two about tea and daises… (or how to get rid of a body or poisonous flowers)

Cons: everything else and a little bit more: she’s a walking red flag and has a short temper… might be wiser not to interact with her too much

2° front row (right): Charlie champ and Hero & Mari: you’ll be between them so you can interact with the 3 of them with no problems!

Pros: they are very chill and friendly, there’s not much to say other than that they are nice to be near to!

Cons: Charlie’s a heavy snorer and if you aren’t the lovey-dovey type well then… i have some bad news for you: Hero and Mari will be flirting and saying cheesy things to each other the whole flight…

Middle (right): Strawberry cookie and Pudding a la mode cookie: you’ll be more closer to Strawberry than pudding a la mode but you can still have some sort of interaction with them if you would like to!

Pros: Strawberry is similar to CC and Cream puff, she is sweet, nice, polite and friendly! Although she’s a little shy and introverted. As for pudding a la mode, they are very energetic, chatty and curious!

Cons: it is more cons about pudding a la mode than strawberry, if they sense that you are somehow a threat to them, they will blow you up with their robotic arms/hands!

Kel: he would be at your right if you chose to sit next to Strawberry and Pudding a la mode… although he would be a little distant from you than if you directly sat next to him.

Pros: Kel is nice, friendly, energetic and charismatic! He’s also funny and brought with him a lot of card games you four could play!

Cons: he’s a heavy snorer and might annoy you after a while of being bored after the last 3 hours, although he doesn’t have the intention of being annoying on purpose, he’s just a kid/teen!

1° back row (right): Dick hardly and Baguette Cookie & Coffee candy cookie: you’ll be more closer to Baguette & coffee candy than DH but you can still have some sort of interaction with him if you want to! (Although if you know him you would agree with me that you would prefer to only interact more with B & CC…)

Pros: the three of them are very good looking and Baguette & Coffee candy are very nice and friendly! (Although Baguette is more reserved and cold faced than her girlfriend, but if you aren’t a Dick, you can see a softer side of her) and the two women have a lot of topics to keep the conversation going on for hours. (Not to mention: you get to be on the window!)

Cons: literally two words: D I C K H A R D L Y, the guy is just an asshole on purpose with malicious intentions, seriously, it is better if you three ignore him.

2° back row (right): Marble bread cookie and Zooble: you’ll be more closer to Zooble than marble bread but you can still have some sort of interaction with them if you want to!

Pros: they are literally very chill and mind their own business if you aren’t the chatty type of person

Cons: they both probably brought in some weed to smoke… if you aren’t a fan of that i’m sorry but good luck to you buddy, lol

Aaaand that’s it! If you guys want a part two of this little “game”, hit that ✨REBLOG✨ button and tell me in the comments why you chose to sit next to “X” characters~! (Also let’s try to tag at least 5 friends so more people can vote and tell me which characters from this meme should return for a part two!)

@malin5520

@cabasasa

@terroristis3638

@eastwardtuna955

@dreamdoll12-blog

Just a silly ship fanfic between two Ocs (Fluffpillow’s and mine):

It’s to nobody’s surprise that Oliver has a visible crush on Phantasmo: everything about the guy enchanted the younger man, not only his looks but also his brilliant brain and sarcastic humor~ Oliver is simply enamored with Phantasmo…

Buuuut… sometimes love can blind the younger man (which is ironic because he wears big glasses, lol) and make him do some questionable things to please his crush: what, you may ask? Simple: letting the mad doctor “borrow” some of Oliver’s clones that they create using other people’s nails, blood, hair locks, teeth and other DNA stuff the short enby uses to create clones of said people…

Or… taking advantage of his innocence:

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Phantasmo: Olie~ remember when you told me that you created a machine that could always bring you back to life if you died~?

The mad scientist asked in a fake sweetly tone, Oliver smiled innocently at him

Oliver: uh… yes? I do remember… why are you asking me about it all of the sudden…?

Phantasmo: oh, you know~ just so i can… test something out~ you wouldn’t mind telling me where your machinery is, would you Olie~?

Phantasmo said while grabbing Oliver’s cheeks and started squeezing them teasingly… Oliver always felt a shiver run through their spine every time Phantasmo called them Olie… they didn’t know that they needed to hear the mad scientist say their name like that more often…

Oliver: hmmm… if i didn’t knew you any better… i would say you want to deactivate or destroy my machine and start torturing me or experimenting on me… did i guess it right?

The shorter enby laughed when Phantasmo started grumbling annoyed that they had him cornered

Phantasmo: come on Olie… don’t you want to feel the excitement of being at my MERCY~? Of being tightly strapped down to a surgery table or a chair and… knowing what it is like dying for real~? We would be soul mates literally if you accepted my offer~ wouldn’t that be nice~?

Phantasmo said in a sensual tone, trying to get to the shorter man’s mind by “seducing” him… whispering into his ear and massaging his shoulders gently… but Oliver was persistent on keeping his machinery’s location a secret

Oliver: hehe, i know it would be nice for your sadistic nature but… nope~ i will naturally die with the location’s secret~ also, if you’re so interested in becoming my soulmate… why don’t you take me to dinner first~?

Phantasmo: ohoho~? My oh my~ guess my little lab mouse is getting bolder with me huh~? *traps Oliver against a wall and grins maliciously* why don’t we plan our evening then~? Hmm~?

Oliver: *blushes heavily and looks away shyly* h-hey… not fair…

Phantasmo: *chuckles mischievously* ah~ there it is~ you know, pink looks good on your pretty little face~

Phantasmo caressed Oliver’s face with his detached floating hand gently while kissing his neck lovingly

Phantasmo: you are sooo good Olie~

Here’s a quickie that i did today~ (i lie, this took me 8 MOTHERFUCKING H O U R S)

So… long time we don’t see each other here, huh…?

Warnings: i am going to talk about some topics about suicidal thoughts and… a little bit of self loathing because sadly i am built like that…

First of all, i wanted to thank my most loyal and supportive friends:

@salmonlover955 , @malin5520 , @cabasasa , @cherry-bombs-thingss , @dreamcloud12/@dreamdoll-12 and @terroristis3638…

For… you know… worrying about me and… checking up on me…

I would also like to apologize for making you guys worry about me so much… sometimes i… feel like i don’t deserve any of this kind of… attention…

But nonetheless… I am grateful for that… so… thank y’all, you guys are the best and i know one day (if you aren’t already being recognized) you all will be just like our idols: Jencil and Fluffpillow… talented and amazingly awesome…

With that out of my chest… let’s… talk about… the not so great stuff…

You know? It… was very, very… hard for me to come here and… explain the stuff that is happening on my life…

One because i… felt like if i did… i would be bothering you all with… unnecessary drama that you all clearly are going through worse than me…

And, btw, i may not have said a single reassuring word to any of you when you guys vented… (and i am deeply sorry for that…) but just know that… i am always praying for you all and… sending my best vibes and encouraging energy to all of you… (even though i am not in the best moment of my life mentally myself, haha…)

And two… well, here goes nothing, i guess:

I am currently 21 (still living with my parents, but that’s really not THE problem… the problem is… i just sometimes feel like… a useless lazy ass… that i am an adult (even though i am still trying to process this… let me ya: it’s hard…) and… “technically”… i would be considered a loser because of that… that i am not trying “hard” enough to be truly a “true mature” adult… you guys… get… the idea…) 12 of July of this year i turned 21… (i wanted to make a special headcanon/Fanfic for you all regarding my birthday… but oh well, surprise, surprise… i was too… “lazy” to do it… like i always am…), i have a brother who has Down syndrome (who i worry so much and care about his future… like… simple things like: having a wife (not husband because he only likes women), having independence, having… you know… a life of his own… and… sadly… he’s 6 years older than me and… doesn’t have any of that yet…), i (thankfully) have a “dream job”… like… where i work on they are very inclusive and friendly with me… (but sometimes my traumatized and paranoid self thinks everyone on my workplace are only “nice” to me because i am autistic and secretly, they all hate me… i am not saying that’s the case for everybody… but… I just can’t help myself…) but… they are also very, VERY strict and demand PERFECTION…

I work on a restaurant in Brazil… they are getting very popular around the whole country and… they… sometimes… forget that I am autistic and expect me to act like I am not…

Now, now, I definitely wish them all the prosperity and good luck in the world and I am DEFINITELY not trying to paint them as the “villains” and playing the victim here… (this part i am trying to convince myself that…) because they are also human and i am THE first diagnosed autistic employee working on their restaurant… so of course they are going to… make some mistakes…

Like talking to me very sharply when there’s almost 100 (and this is not a stretch, really, sometimes it’s even MORE than that…) people coming over to our place…

(This was a one time occurrence but… it still haunts me…): when one of the owners “humiliated” me in front of another client… (context: i said very calmly after he told me to check one table if they were served by the waitress/waiter… btw, it was THEIR job to check on the tables… i was the hostess that my only job was to guide others to their table… but i’ve given up a pass because one: he’s my boss and two: i was still on my early stages of learning to work there… but after I’ve told him that they were only waiting for someone else to come so they could order (a very common occurrence), he simply gestured me to come closer and, in front of a friend of his (which is another client), he ranted about how i couldn’t defy him like “that” and that i should just do as he tells me to do… you all may not feel the fear and anxiety that i felt after his “little” rant… but i certainly felt… more explicitly: i felt like shit…)

Hypocrisy… a lot of it… like, my supervisors tell the other employees that we shouldn’t have some small talk with other departments of the restaurant… but ThEy CaN tAlK aLl ThEy WaNt! (Sometimes they even forget they are working and start talking about their life problems to others…)

Or, or! When they tell us to not get late, but guess what? They CAN get late to work! Ain’t that nice? :)

And you may be wondering… “but Mochi! If you’re unhappy there, why don’t you find another job??”

Well… i don’t know if you know this but… here in Brazil… we, as a nation, are suffering from a wave of extreme unemployment…

People younger than me are having a real hard time trying to feed their families… all of us are suffering from the extreme inequality…

And…

Here it comes my dilemma, self loathing and suicidal thoughts: i like my job… i have strong connections with everyone there… they are like a family to me! (Well, don’t really know for sure if they feel the same for me but… i do…) but… sometimes i feel like i am in a more “semi-toxic” family than a true healthy family… but at same time, if i leave… i fear i will disappoint them… disappoint my REAL family… disappoint… basically… everyone… and that i am going to come off as a little ungrateful piece of shit… that after everything they did for me (my workplace family) i left them… and i am simply going to be easily replaced… like i wasn’t even someone but… something…

I daily think about stopping existing, stopping breathing, stopping… living… and just… end it all… but (i don’t know if i should be thankful for that or not but… eh…) i guess i am too much of a coward to end myself… (thanks for my phobia of how i am going to die… i don’t fear dying… I fear how will i die and if that’s going to be painful and scary…)

I… have stopped doing what i most loved doing… writing, reading and drawing… because of my work… first, it was school… now work…

It’s… almost comical really, how i am seen by many as a robot to now serve people and only do that… (and with a BiG sMiLe On My FaCe!)

Even when i get home… i can’t stop thinking about work… when i am with my friends… when i am with my family… it’s always there… haunting me… my mind reminding every single second that i am now an adult and i should just fake it till i make it… but how long? How long till i collapse and let out a desperate scream? A cry for help?

When i am having my few happy moments… i sometimes wish i could rewind them over and over again just so i don’t have to remember that i am seen by many as just another machine to make them richer…

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Okay… maybe i should stop trauma dumping on you all and get to the real important stuff…

I promise i will answer every question of you guys on my inbox and… today i am going to make a lot of posts just so i feel like i am not being a useless and bad friend to you guys…

And the fanfic of the Charlie and the chocolate factory is on hiatus… if that wasn’t obvious by my long absence… i really don’t know when i am going to finish that… but i promise, especially for you @cabasasa, that by the end of the year i am going to post the full AU…

And that’s it…

Now back to the normal schedule…

And now continuing this!

When you two (you and Charlie) were about to talk things out, you suddenly felt a tentacle around your tail and you when you were about to scream in fear, you were dragged deeper into the ocean until Phantasmo decided to hop in a random nearby rock and taunt Charlie:

Phantasmo: ohoho~! Guess you are just not lucky when it comes to love, am i right dear~?

Charlie: Phantasmo! Leave Y/n alone! You don’t own them!

Phantasmo: *chuckles mockingly* oh but you see darling: i actually DO own them~! They sold their soul so they could become human for you! HA! Isn’t that funny?

Charlie: they… they really did that for me…?

Phantasmo: yeah, they did~ but it’s a shame now because you won’t have them as your partner anymore~ I will! But don’t worry, i take good care of them~

And with that, Phantasmo dragged you deeper into the ocean and to his lair, you desperately try to fight him off but he’s simply too much stronger and bigger than you… and when everything seemed hopeless, you heard Phantasmo crying out in pain and releasing you from his clutches: you looked back and saw Charlie! She has thrown a spear into Phantasmo’s shoulder to buy you some time to escape! She was struggling a bit to hold her breath and you decided to swim towards her when yet again Phantasmo had you in his grasp: he grabbed your tail again with his tentacles and he managed to grab Charlie too, using his tentacle to hold tightly around Charlie’s neck!

Phantasmo: *approaching Charlie closer towards him and giving her a crazed smile while trying to strangle her* well, well, well… aren’t you an annoying little lady? I should’ve killed you when we first met! How could you?! How?! I gave you my love, i did everything this little brat did to please you and yet when i showed you who i truly was, you REJECTED ME!!! You called me a monster! A liar! And this annoying little brat also lied to you who they were and you still accepted them! Despite them lying to you! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HA- GAAAAHHHH!!!

You used the spear to stab him on his shoulder again, causing a deep wound. Charlie quickly tried to swim towards the surface and you followed her

When you two arrived, Charlie was gasping out for air and you looked at her feeling guilty: Phantasmo was indeed right, you lied to her. Could this really be called love when you lie to them person you “love”? You thought that it was for the best to leave her and never talk to her again but guess who was very pissed and wanted to kill you and Charlie? Phantasmo, of course!

He tried to drag Charlie again deeper into the ocean to either drown her or strangle her, but thankfully, Carter came in just in time to the rescue!

He quickly ran into Phantasmo’s direction and jumped at him to fight him. You tried to bring Charlie to safety as far from the water as you possibly could

You heard Phantasmo pleading for his life when you turned around and saw Carter was about to kill him with a dagger, you then looked at Charlie and realized that she wasn’t that perfect as you initially thought: how could she indeed call someone who was treating her nicely a monster? It was understandable that she was probably upset but…

You quickly swam towards Carter’s direction and tried to distract him, so that way Phantasmo could escape safely. But unluckily for you, Carter immediately attacked you: he quickly stabbed you into your chest…

You heard Charlie shouting your name and everything went dark…

When you woke up, you were in a very comfortable bed and strangely you had your legs back?!

You slowly opened your eyes and saw Charlie at your right and… a stranger at your left… maybe he was the doctor?

Charlie: Y/n! Thank God that dagger hasn’t reached any vital parts! I was so worried about you! I’m sorry for everything!

Charlie quickly hugged you hard, you felt pain but decided to not ruin the moment until the… doctor…? Called Charlie’s attention:

???: Charlie… be careful… you are most likely going to hurt them further if you keep doing that…

Charlie: o-oh! S-sorry Y/n!

You asked Charlie where Phantasmo was and if he was alright, you also asked her where was her brother and parents. She pointed to the doctor with a shy smile and looked at her confused:

Victor: yeah, yeah… i know: i look way different than my cecaelia form…

Y/n: Phantasmo?! Are you okay?? I thought you were going to die!

Victor: ……thank… you… i… i… really don’t know WHY you are so worried about me after what i have done to you but… thank you… also, not wanting to be rude but, my human name is Victor. So i would like you to call me like that when i am in my human form, okay?

Y/n: o-oh…! Sure! S-sorry!

Charlie: as for my brother and parents… they are still in denial about… you know… this whole ordeal… when you were stabbed, i quickly tried my best to stop my brother and save you. I asked Phan- i mean, Victor to transform you into a human again… we fought a little but eventually, he transformed you into a human again just so we could get you medical help…

Y/n: but what made him stop attacking me and Phan- i mean, Victor?

Victor: she tried to explain quickly the whole situation and basically said that we were not enemies…

Y/n: . . .and… what about you guys… did you at least had a conversation about what happened between you two…?

Victor and Charlie: . . .

Y/n: well? I think we should apologize to each other… i’ll go first: Charlie… i am truly sorry that i have lied to you about my true self…

Charlie: no… you two were right about trying to hide your true selves… i had eventually hurt you both… you were only scared that i would’ve rejected you… i’m… s-sorry…

Victor: . . .yeah, yeah… whatever… sorry for taking your soul…

Y/n: Victor… you have ALSO to apologize to Charlie.

Victor: *takes a big breath* No. like she said, she hurt us… even if we were honest from the beginning, she would have probably called the guards or her brother to kill us!

Charlie: woah! Calm down there now! I wouldn’t do THAT! You remember what happened when i-

Victor: rejected me? Oh I remember: you called me an ugly monster! And because of what? Because i am chubby? Because i am not a BEAUTIFUL mermaid?!

Victor and Charlie started to fight over again… you tried to pacify their discussion until Charlie started crying and apologizing over and over again… she said the real reason she called Victor an “ugly monster” was because she was scared of what others have told her about sea creatures and also hurt and betrayed by him… he rolled his eyes and said that this was no excuse for what she said… but he then started feeling bad for her…

He hugged her and she started to sob… you smiled happily and then fell asleep…

After this whole ordeal, you three became a trouplel! :D

Phantasmo gave you back your soul, Charlie tried to show her parents and brother that you and Phantasmo weren’t evil (and successfully convinced them! Slowly, obviously, but eventually they wouldn’t be afraid of you two anymore!) and you could switch between human form and mermaid form now! (Without needing a contract anymore)

And last headcanon! When you three fall asleep, Phantasmo gently wraps his tentacles around you both and you and Charlie hug him like a big plushie hghfhhfghhgjfh

And every one lived happily ever after! Yippee! 🥳

Can you do a Charlie x mermaid reader they are curious about everything and they can temporarily turn humen for a limited amount of time and trys to hide the fact they are a mermaid from Charlie till she eventually finds out if that is all right with you

*inhales deeply* B O Y (or girl or beautiful non-gender-conforming individual), YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS IDEA WAS HAMMERING INSIDE MY DAMN MIND!/affectionally

First, here’s a drawing i made of Phantasmo as Ursula:

(I took reference from the original scene and from a redraw scene of this scene made by @alxxbee_ on Twitter!)

Now, as for the headcanons:

You have made a deal with the feared sea-“witch” (I am not going to use the word wizard here, I don’t think it suits, you know?) Phantasmo to be a human during day and being yourself during night for three months. You were starting to suspect this was a really kind offer and it actually was:

Y/n: okay… so let me get this straight: i get to be human for three months and be right beside the human i have a crush on? Where’s the catch?

Phantasmo: Ah~ finally someone who understands that my services aren’t for free~ you see, sweet cakes: for you to become a human PERMANENTLY, you’ll have to do two simple things, it’s no big deal, really~

Y/n: Ah, knew it… so? What do i need to do?

Phantasmo: *grins maliciously and involves his tentacles around your shoulders and tail* well~ first, as for the payment, i want your v o i c e~

Y/n: m-my v-v-voice?! But how will i-!

Phantasmo: *wraps a tentacle around your mouth* don’t worry~ you have your looks~! You’re quite the catch, so you don’t have to worry about that~

Y/n: *shoves Phantasmo’s tentacle away from mouth* but I want to talk to her! I want to make questions and receive answers! Isn’t there anything i can give you…?

Phantasmo: *gives a mocking look and raises an “eyebrow”* sure, what else you got~?

Y/n: . . .my soul.

Phantasmo: oh~? Your soul~? *cackles mockingly* my, my~! Someone is really blindly in love~! Heh, how adorable~ alright then, let me just-

Phantasmo takes out your soul and you start feeling really empty and cold:

Phantasmo: there we go~ hmm, you have quite a sweet soul there, have you not~?

Y/n: *quivering lightly* s-so…? What about the other s-s-second thing you t-talked about…?

Phantasmo: ah, yes, yes~ the second thing is, if you want to become a human PERMANENTLY, you’ll have to make that… gal kiss you. But, but, but… not just any kissy kiss no, no… you’ll have to make her give you a true love kiss~

Y/n: …that’s it…? And… what if, hypothetically, i fail at doing so…?

Phantasmo: *gets uncomfortably close* if you fail, you’ll belong to ME~ and oh, you’ll also turn back into a mermaid and never be a human again~

After that, you started to become a human underwater, you quickly tried to come into the surface as fast as you could. The last thing you heard was Phantasmo’s goodbye, good luck and his mocking laughter…

When you thankfully have reached the surface, you saw her: Charlie sunbathing peacefully.

When you decided to get closer to her, you remembered that you were naked and you simply couldn’t go there naked in front of your crush, now could you? So, you have placed some sea stars on your chest and covered your lower part with a veil that was floating around the shore.

When you shyly poked her on the cheek, she woke up and looked around lazily until your eyes met.

She looked at you confused but you said hi and that you were the “person” whom saved her. She still looked at you funnily until she recognized your voice:

Charlie: Oh wait! I recognize your voice, so, you’re the one who saved me?

Y/n: *shyly nods*

Charlie: well, thanks a lot! You really saved my life back there… say… you don’t… seem to have like, a home… do you?

Y/n: *shakes head saying no*

Charlie: so… i was thinking… how about, we like, get married? So you’ll have a home and i’ll have a partner! After all, you did saved me!

Y/n: i… wow! Yes! Yes I accept marrying you!

Charlie: alright then! Let me just tell the good news to my parents and my brother and then, we can arrange the marriage!

When Charlie playfully carried you in her arms to the castle, you could see over your shoulder Phantasmo waving at you and mouthing “good luck” again… you had a bad feeling about having sold your soul like that, because you could still feel your soul on his hands…

And when you two arrived (and you have changed into more comfortable clothes), Charlie showed you her parents and her brother. You felt shy around them and she told them that she was going to marry you!

Of course, the three looked at each other and called Charlie to speak with her in a more secluded room where you wouldn’t hear them talking, but you eavesdropped their conversation:

Charlie’s father: dear, we understand that this person saved you but… you hardly know them!

Carter: right? And have you even asked their name? How can you be sure that they aren’t secretly a mermaid or a cecaelia? Hm? Remember “Victor”?

Charlie: yeah, yeah, i know, i know… but this time is different! They saved my life!

Charlie’s mother: my dear, you are not marrying them until you are fully sure you have known them well enough. Like your brother said, we don’t want a sea creature to take you away from us!

Charlie: urgh, fine… how about one month? We can get to know each other for one month, can’t we?

Carter: it’s still too little time to know each other! Me and Daisy dated for 5 years, were engaged for more 5 years and then we got married!

Charlie: wow brother… good for you i guess, want a prize for being this patient and cautious?

Charlie’s mother: Charlie, don’t speak to your brother like that.

Charlie: *crosses arms and huffs*

Charlie’s father: dear… what your brother and we are trying to say is… be a little more patient like your brother. How about three months to know each other? Now that’s plenty of time.

Charlie: *gives a small smirk* alright…

You were kind of worried that you two would need to get to know each other in three months because of the deal. But as the months passed by, you soon would start to low your guard and calm yourself.

You and Charlie did everything that a typical couple would do: you went picnicking; playing on the beach; give each other presents (you would bring Charlie the rarest things from the ocean: pearls, jewels, drowned artifacts and other things like that in the middle of the night, where everyone would be sleeping and you could collect these presents for her); spend time together (either doing absolutely nothing the entire day or just exercising together) and other couple things.

You two have already fallen in love on the first month but Charlie’s parents only allowed her to kiss you on the lips after three months…

When the last day of the third month was coming, you suddenly felt anxious again: it was like someone was watching you from afar… and you felt a terrible pain in your chest… Charlie asked you if everything was alright and you just replied saying yes…

Charlie then proposed to you an idea: that you two would “secretly” marry each other (you two would only make vows but it was better than waiting more, you simply didn’t have the time anymore) and that you two would kiss under a tree, far away where her brother and parents couldn’t see.

You happily shook your head happily and then, when you two were about to kiss each other on sunset, you felt a sharp pain in your chest and legs… wait! You were transforming into a mermaid in front of your future wife! No!

You desperately tried to cover yourself in shame and started to cry… now you two were definitely not getting married…

Charlie looked at you feeling… betrayed? Angry? Sad? Or simply nothing? Well, the answer is… she was hurt… she didn’t feel anger nor sad… she just felt hurt…

You started to gasp for “air”, you desperately needed to get on water or else you would die. You grabbed Charlie’s legs and you didn’t even needed to say a word: Charlie promptly took you to the beach and gently placed you on the water…

When you two were about to talk about “it”, guess who was ready to pull you deeper into the water? Phantasmo of course!

Aaaaand i am going to finish this tomorrow… because i already took 4 hours to write this… (yes, it may not look like much but believe me: i am a slow thinker, so usually i take a lot of time to write or draw something, lol) bu-byeee! See y’all on my next post! ;D

Ahem…

May i interest you all in…

Some new Telltown Ocs~?

I created (with help of two artists Picrew) these two cuties~!

The pink haired one is Lena and the neko is Nykui! :3

I’ll write more about them on my next post, so: stay tuned~!

Hey my dearies… everything good with you all? I hope so…

Sorry that lately I haven’t been posting much…

You know: trying to get over a slump…

Sometimes it’s really frustrating when you’re one of the few people that make any form of art for a small fandom…

You have no one to talk to about your hyperfixation on certain characters, you have no other artists where you can admire their artworks about said characters… and you don’t see any one other person than yourself doing “x reader” or fanfics for this small fandom…

But today i promise that i’ll make some posts for the Telltown fandom…

I really hope Fluff and Jencil post more about their characters… because we know so, but oh so little about them… (but if you are seeing this post, please, let them take their time: don’t annoy or bother them just because i’m curious… ok?)

And that’s it, i guess, see you all on my next post… bu-bye…

Eyyy guess what sweethearts? It’s rambling time! >:)

(And also at 3 am as i am writing this hahaha…🥲)

So, so, HEAR. ME. OUT. OKAY?

I had some ideas for some fanfics and “fake” movie posters drawings… but mostly ideas for some AUs that i was thinking about lately…

Here’s the first one: Rio and Chicken run: dawn of the nuggets swap AU… i know, i know, you may be wondering “WHAAA? Honey mochi, are you serious?” And yes: yes i am DEAD serious! C’mon think about it: I’ll even write a small synopsis of how the events of both films would work out:

“In a world where exotic animal trafficking doesn’t exist but on the other hand is encouraged exotic animal sale for consumption, there’s a captivity located in Brazil where: two blue macaws; a red-crested cardinal; a yellow canary and a toucan are planning the greatest escape and a revolution to free all birds from humans from becoming nuggets!” (Also we would have a Brazilian Mrs. Tweedy! :D nah just kidding, she would still be British but like… she would live in Brazil, lol)

“In a world where the meat are becoming more and more scarce, humans have decided to stock the remaining animals to forcefully reproduce them to mass cloning them… and, when a certain British hen has to come to Brazil to reproduce with a North American rooster… well… let’s just say that things sure do happen! :)”

Now here’s the second one: human borrower AU

You may be asking: “and what would it be the human borrower AU?” And i’ll gladly answer your question! :D

The human borrower AU would be chicken run but with a small difference: the chickens would be tiny humans that are “delicacies” for the bigger humans.

Here’s a synopsis: “in a world where the normal is to capture; stock and trade borrowers for consumption, it is hell for the little humans. And, when a certain ginger borrower decided she had enough of this life, she, alongside with other borrowers, is making a plan to get all the borrowers out of the farm…” (Also, instead of a borrower, Rocky would be a “normal” human. So you can already imagine the shenanigans hahahaha!)

(It would be basically be the plot of both chicken run’s movies but with tiny people instead of chickens)

And as for the third one: Chicken run x Telltown crossover, Chicken run x Telltown crossover, Chicken run x Telltown crossov- okay, okay, i’ll stop.

Alright, it is absolutely to no one’s surprise that i’m the only person who wants this crossover😂

But, but, but! Hear me out, just hear me out, bear with me: i can totally see it!

This crossover would take place shortly after the events of the second movie: imagine Mrs. Tweedy and Dr. Fry working with Phantasmo to create even stronger collars for the chickens so they cannot possibly take it off??? (And Phantasmo suggesting for them to make it even more inhumane by torturing the chickens while they’re “happy” before killing them for consumption because he’s THAT sadistic, oopisie!)

Charlie being accidentally turned into a chicken by Phantasmo? And helping and working alongside with Ginger and the other chickens???

Man, i can totally see that… 😔🤚

Hello Tumblerttes! (or whatever you guys call yourselves here on Tumblr) I am honey mochi bubble tea but you guys can call me:

Bubble mochi

Honey mochi Or

Honey bubble tea :D

And you may all be asking yourselves: “Why is this girl/dude/person making a post so suddenly?” And the answer is… Well, because i wanted to give it a shot and because… i think i can bring some ♪~sweetness~♪ to this site/social media with my own weirdly special touch! :D

But, ahem, enough about me for now, let’s talk about a new fandom that is going to rise very soon (now how soon depends on when Jencil will post the webtoon, but please, don’t rush her: let her take her time) and as you probably guessed, i am talking about “Telltown”: Jencilthepencil’s webtoon!

“But Bubble mochi, why do you care so much about a webtoon that has not released yet?” Well my fellow friend, i will answer you: you see, it’s a long story but i’ll make it short: i have been Jencil’s and Fluffpillow’s fan for a long time now (i only didn’t have an account because i was way too younger and my parents didn’t allowed me until i was an adult and they were absolutely right). When they were still on the cuphead fandom and Charlie was called Lilly. And let me tell you: ever since i laid eyes on Lilly (now Charlie) and Dr. Phantasmo, i absolutely fell in love with them! And needed to know everything i could about them!

And when i saw Jencil’s post that she was going to make a webtoon about them (well, not ONLY them but still: better than nothing ( ・∇・)) i literally screamed from happiness and clapped my hands together!

And so, i decided to collaborate with this soon-to-rise fandom: The Telltown fandom! :D

I am going to make all types of content for this fandom (with the artists’s permission, of course): i’m going to make fanarts; fanfics; small comics; headcanons; self insert (cringe culture is dead, suck it up) and all kinds of things you can imagine! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

So, to start it all, i decided to share with you guys a bingo that i have made for what i think it’s going to happen in the webtoon “telltown”! Hope you guys like it!

I will explain this bingo better on my next post, so, stay tuned! (Also, sorry for the shitty writing T^T)