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Eyyy guess what sweethearts? It’s rambling time! >:)

(And also at 3 am as i am writing this hahaha…🥲)

So, so, HEAR. ME. OUT. OKAY?

I had some ideas for some fanfics and “fake” movie posters drawings… but mostly ideas for some AUs that i was thinking about lately…

Here’s the first one: Rio and Chicken run: dawn of the nuggets swap AU… i know, i know, you may be wondering “WHAAA? Honey mochi, are you serious?” And yes: yes i am DEAD serious! C’mon think about it: I’ll even write a small synopsis of how the events of both films would work out:

“In a world where exotic animal trafficking doesn’t exist but on the other hand is encouraged exotic animal sale for consumption, there’s a captivity located in Brazil where: two blue macaws; a red-crested cardinal; a yellow canary and a toucan are planning the greatest escape and a revolution to free all birds from humans from becoming nuggets!” (Also we would have a Brazilian Mrs. Tweedy! :D nah just kidding, she would still be British but like… she would live in Brazil, lol)

“In a world where the meat are becoming more and more scarce, humans have decided to stock the remaining animals to forcefully reproduce them to mass cloning them… and, when a certain British hen has to come to Brazil to reproduce with a North American rooster… well… let’s just say that things sure do happen! :)”

Now here’s the second one: human borrower AU

You may be asking: “and what would it be the human borrower AU?” And i’ll gladly answer your question! :D

The human borrower AU would be chicken run but with a small difference: the chickens would be tiny humans that are “delicacies” for the bigger humans.

Here’s a synopsis: “in a world where the normal is to capture; stock and trade borrowers for consumption, it is hell for the little humans. And, when a certain ginger borrower decided she had enough of this life, she, alongside with other borrowers, is making a plan to get all the borrowers out of the farm…” (Also, instead of a borrower, Rocky would be a “normal” human. So you can already imagine the shenanigans hahahaha!)

(It would be basically be the plot of both chicken run’s movies but with tiny people instead of chickens)

And as for the third one: Chicken run x Telltown crossover, Chicken run x Telltown crossover, Chicken run x Telltown crossov- okay, okay, i’ll stop.

Alright, it is absolutely to no one’s surprise that i’m the only person who wants this crossover😂

But, but, but! Hear me out, just hear me out, bear with me: i can totally see it!

This crossover would take place shortly after the events of the second movie: imagine Mrs. Tweedy and Dr. Fry working with Phantasmo to create even stronger collars for the chickens so they cannot possibly take it off??? (And Phantasmo suggesting for them to make it even more inhumane by torturing the chickens while they’re “happy” before killing them for consumption because he’s THAT sadistic, oopisie!)

Charlie being accidentally turned into a chicken by Phantasmo? And helping and working alongside with Ginger and the other chickens???

Man, i can totally see that… 😔🤚