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Venti, slapping a hastily drawn sticky note onto the last page: “IT IS NOW!”

Traveler: "I want to reserve the cathedral for my wedding."

Barbara: "That's wonderful! Who are you marrying!"

Traveler: "All of them." *points to all eligible adult characters*

Barbara rapidly flipping through the bible: "Th-th-this wasn't in the book..."

Lucky: you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: *high pitched* what did you say to me?

Flash: please don't say it again

Lucky: I said you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: hoooOw dare you trooper, I am your supIORIOR OFFICER!

Flash: *facepalms*

-10 minutes later-

Bly: BONE!!!!

-15 minutes later-

Bly: whathappensinmybedroomtroopers, is none of your business!

-25 minutes later-

Bly: boOoOoNE?!

-40 minutes later-

Bly: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

yuma really did lose 21 times in a row huh… honestly a breath of fresh air. amazing to see a protagonist lose and then immediately get back up. you can’t keep yuma down.

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Shaak Ti (aka oficial Clone Mom) headcanons:

She is one of the jediest Jedi, one can hardly get any more Jedi than Shaak Ti. 

She is a Jedi Consular. 

She also is one of the best Togruta hunters, and is highly respected in Shili. 

Her fangs are just a bit more pointy than the ones of the average female Togruta.

Her facial marks, lekku and montrals didn’t start to actually grow up till she was in her late teenage years, however, she always has been very tall.

She loves spicy food and is a great cook.

She reing over the kingdom of Patience and Forbearance.

Shaak loves babies!

Every time she can, she helps in the Crèche.

Or in the nursery of Kamino. 

The first time she hold a baby clone in her arms, she cried. 

They are her boys. 

Shaak had had words with Nala Se, Lema Su, and even with some of the treaning sargents of the Cuy'val Dar.

Loves jewerly, but very rarely uses it, except for her headdress. 

Shaak, Luminara, Depa, Vokara, Stass and Adi are very good friends. 

Princess of Resting Bitch Face (the queen is Vokara).

Loves music, but nothing to loud, since her montrals are very, very sentitive. 

Her lightsaber abilities and fighting skills are on point. 

She knows how hard is to be a female Toguta, some people just see the lekku and inmediately dismiss her. 

Shaak helped Aayla Secura to become more confident, because if female Togruta have it bad because of their lekku, the amout of disrecpect female Twi’leks have to endure is outrageous.

In this house we love Shaak Ti

Bly and Aayla's most favorite date nights consist of wearing sweatpants, ordering takeout food, and sipping on the cheapest wine they could find at the corner store while they yell half joke obscenities at each other because they thought it would be romantic to build the advanced Lego Titanic set on their weekend off together.