Honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick - DemoDemon

*opens my laptop and cracks my knuckles*……..*takes a shot*……….*stares really intensly at my blank word document*……..this is about to be the shittiest most unprofound essay my professor has ever seen

Talk shit get hit

I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.

what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?

Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine

Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not

Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!

Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her

99 will never die, fight me

Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out

THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?

Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??

Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?

order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!

[The Portable Pickle Man]

Bonus: How they got him out

This is what I mean when I say "portable green pickle man"

I know technically it’s canon they’re all unique but it’s funny to think about dskgjsdg

(clone oc boys, red is geo, blue tenner, and green pips)

Now I’m imagining Fives, Echo and Rex as that one GIF where the cop (Fives most likely) does a flying kick through a windshield and points his gun at the driver, then does a roll off the hood after the other two cops show up

i stole this pic from somebody in the clones tag im sorry

Don't bring a speeder to a blaster fight. (Or do I can't stop you)

Fives *ducking behind cover*: We need to find a way out of this!!

Echo *tackling Tup to the ground*: Well do you have any bright ideas?!

Rex *pokes his head out and quickly brings it back before he is shot*: Stop yelling you two!

*sounds of a speeder in the distance*

Echo *rolling away from Tup*: What is that?

Fives *peeks around his cover to see a speeder racing towards the clanker*: Oh.

Rex *hears Hardcase's cackling and Jesse's screams*: Oh no.

Hardcase *zooming past with a terrified Jesse*: OH YES!!!!!!!