Venti, Slapping A Hastily Drawn Sticky Note Onto The Last Page: “IT IS NOW!”

no one:

fives on umbara:

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

Savage: I think he should pay a hefty fine, which we can split

Maul: Agreed

Obi-Wan: But I didn’t do anything.

Savage: Just keep your mouth shut, Jedi. And don’t talk to the Press

Obi-Wan: Who’s the prosecution?

Maul: I am, of course.

Obi-Wan: You’re the judge and the prosecutor? That’s a conflict of interests!

Maul: I object to that as speculative. And I also sustain my own objection.

When someone leaves a comment on my fic and suddenly my desire to write comes back:

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D

Do you think they are pretty much celebrities at this point? Because I do.

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."