*Wakes Up In Cold Sweat*

This is an apology post for @fadinglight123

I’m sorry that I killed you in Among Us “brutally and in broad daylight”. It was payback, but I will apologize anyway. As recompense, take these crack Dominoes au headcanons:

- HOGWARTS AU TIME (isn’t it crazy how Newt Scamander wrote the books)

- Echo is a Slytherin. I take no arguments, my boy is a sneaky little murder baby (takes one to know one) (too soon?) and that is the end of the matter

- Cutup and Droidbait are Ravenclaws. ‘Bait is actually functional and pays attention in classes while Cutup just abuses the riddles

- “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” “you can’t fuck either of them up the ass”

- he’s not wrong but at what cost

- Hevy is the Gryffindoriest Gryffindor to ever Gryffindor. He eats bravery for breakfast (with a side of dumbass)

- I could see Fives as a Gryffindor too but I personally think our man’s a Puff. Loyal as shit and he FOUND the chips (and he died a very Cedric Diggory death while he was at it sooo :))

- all the boys (except maybe ‘bait) play quidditch. Hevy and Cutup are beaters, Fives is a chaser

- Echo…..Echo is the commentator

- He swears like a sailor and the teachers call him out on it but never give him detention because he’s a little shit but also a sweetheart

- “HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL!! ehe sorry professor i got carried away” bastard boy. everyone loves him.

- “Fives, I can hear you thinking. Don’t try that move, it won’t work. it won’t work. it won’t- WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU”

- “RAVENCLAW CAN SUCK MY DICK. Not you, ‘Bait, you’re an angel and I’m thrilled you’re here”

- “To everyone who doubted whether Slytherin could win this match…*leans into mic* what does my entire ass taste like” McGonagall slaps the mic out of his hand after that

Anyhow, I hope that’s enough for you to forgive me and make me your favorite child again. Your less-favored child @fenn-ele helped with these so yea

Venti, slapping a hastily drawn sticky note onto the last page: “IT IS NOW!”

Traveler: "I want to reserve the cathedral for my wedding."

Barbara: "That's wonderful! Who are you marrying!"

Traveler: "All of them." *points to all eligible adult characters*

Barbara rapidly flipping through the bible: "Th-th-this wasn't in the book..."

i love the fact that in every clone wars fic, bly and aayla have to be together. cuz even if there’s no other romantic relationships besides padme and anakin, bly and aayla are just always together

The Transformers, episode 32 “The Master Builders”

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

OC Design commission for @tardisboyo of her OC Hummingbird.

It's fun to design beetle bots!

Obi-wan meets Jango and his clones

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga