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Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*

Write fanfic for yourself.

Publish fanfic for the rotation of 3-6 people who are devoted readers and will either go feral or leave you very nice words and yell with you about it.

The clones accelerated aging slows down to normal rates when they get to a certain age sorry I don’t make the rules

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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This is an apology post for @fadinglight123

I’m sorry that I killed you in Among Us “brutally and in broad daylight”. It was payback, but I will apologize anyway. As recompense, take these crack Dominoes au headcanons:

- HOGWARTS AU TIME (isn’t it crazy how Newt Scamander wrote the books)

- Echo is a Slytherin. I take no arguments, my boy is a sneaky little murder baby (takes one to know one) (too soon?) and that is the end of the matter

- Cutup and Droidbait are Ravenclaws. ‘Bait is actually functional and pays attention in classes while Cutup just abuses the riddles

- “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” “you can’t fuck either of them up the ass”

- he’s not wrong but at what cost

- Hevy is the Gryffindoriest Gryffindor to ever Gryffindor. He eats bravery for breakfast (with a side of dumbass)

- I could see Fives as a Gryffindor too but I personally think our man’s a Puff. Loyal as shit and he FOUND the chips (and he died a very Cedric Diggory death while he was at it sooo :))

- all the boys (except maybe ‘bait) play quidditch. Hevy and Cutup are beaters, Fives is a chaser

- Echo…..Echo is the commentator

- He swears like a sailor and the teachers call him out on it but never give him detention because he’s a little shit but also a sweetheart

- “HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL!! ehe sorry professor i got carried away” bastard boy. everyone loves him.

- “Fives, I can hear you thinking. Don’t try that move, it won’t work. it won’t work. it won’t- WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU”

- “RAVENCLAW CAN SUCK MY DICK. Not you, ‘Bait, you’re an angel and I’m thrilled you’re here”

- “To everyone who doubted whether Slytherin could win this match…*leans into mic* what does my entire ass taste like” McGonagall slaps the mic out of his hand after that

Anyhow, I hope that’s enough for you to forgive me and make me your favorite child again. Your less-favored child @fenn-ele helped with these so yea

heartening saga honestly

This is the kind of quality memes I came here for. Very nice. 10/10

Krell: CT-fifty-five-fifty-five, STAND DOWN

Fives: bitch i AM down. you know how fucking tall you are??

Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.

Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*

Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?

Fives: In my experience? Yes.

Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.

Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.

Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.

Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)

Talk shit get hit

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