Everything About The Clones’ Existence Makes Me So Unwell. It’s Like. You Are A Copy Of A Man Who

Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.

Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*

Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?

Fives: In my experience? Yes.

Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.

Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.

Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.

Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)

Hook us up, o’ great gelatin of the workforce

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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It’s true and you absolutely should say it

Me the second an episode of Clone Wars starts

Woodwind and Brass has the same facial expression as… you know what, nevermind. Continue.

can i be your whore?

Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!

heartening saga honestly

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

All will fall to the Sands of Time

shout out to people who DONT hurt my feelings

Who's the 'little brother' out of you five?

Swoop: Him, Grimlock mean that us Swoop and Snarl created second! So us little brothers.

OOC: I will be updating regularly from this point on!