Hey, Could You Do Me A Favor?

Admiral Yularen: Are all Jedi so reckless?!!!??

Aayla Secura: Just the good ones~!

Commander Bly:

at first i was like “wow this idiot tributed released two monsters he could’ve used to xyz summon” but then he used a monster effect to bring em back to the board so he’s a genius and im the idiot, actually

This is the true, unedited scene

it starts normally but it is not

YES

But honestly, the Empire would've had such a problem if the running time of the inhibitor chip had been limited. I mean, there was an entire clone army within the Empire lmao who thought this was a good idea, just imagine:

Whoops, Lama Su forgot to tell that the chips only work for a couple of years after being activated

One day, the Empire has thousands of happily programmed clone troopers

Next day, the Empire has thousands of very depressed and highly skilled clone troopers who legitimately have zero fucks to give

It takes a while but our boys slowly come back together, realizing that they're not alone and that the Empire doesn't have a clue

(a super secret boy band army)

So, naturally, the only option for them is to totally wreak havoc

Cody deletes all the important files he has access to. Bly writes Kick me on the back of the stormtroopers' armor. Boil sets random bunks on fire. Wooley changes the stormtroopers' comlink receiving frequency, so no one gets an order, everyone listens to soup opera

Like, even the most simple standard procedures become a failure and the Empire has no idea why

Sometimes, the stormtrooper unit for a mission consists only out of clones. Oh dear, oh no, did the rebel just escape? dAmMiT

(it was Rex who totally hugged the hell out of Cody)

Mhh weird somehow explosives disappear from the armory now who could that be

Before Palestine even understands what's going on the Death Star is already exploding, as well as most of the cruisers of his fleet

(our boys are long gone, heading for a deserted planet and are probably about to open a bar)

All I'm saying is that the moment the clones had regained their free will the Empire would've survived for approximately 0.2 seconds before being greatly fucked. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

i love the fact that in every clone wars fic, bly and aayla have to be together. cuz even if there’s no other romantic relationships besides padme and anakin, bly and aayla are just always together

Guys I wanna start something...

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Which Battalion/Legion Are You A Part Of?

Are you a part of the Wolfpack?

Are you a part of the literal droid-kicking battalion?

Are you a part of the chaotic yet quick-thinking legion?

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Is there a Dinobot Scorn in the G1 universe?

Dear Dinosaur Determined,

Indeed, there are many such examples. For instance, in one universe, Scorn was one of two prototype models that Wheeljack and Ratchet had developed, but never completed before their untimely deaths in the Battle for Autobot City. Buried inside the Ark after Trypticon’s subsequent attack, it took a number of years of restoration before they were unearthed. Thrilled at the prospect of more siblings, Grimlock immediately set to work repairing them—or rather, he dragged Brainstorm, Highbrow, and Chromedome to the digsite to repair them for him.

Upon learning of the prototypes’ existence, the Decepticons dispatched the bestial Headmasters to secure a pair of Dinocons for their army. The ensuing battle was devastating, but the Dinobots were able to buy enough time to be joined by Scorn and Slash, and together they drove off the Decepticons.

Grimlock eagerly tried to assert his dominance as the big brother, but Scorn was indignant that, as she was technically an older prototype, she was his big sister. After a brief fistfight, Grimlock agreed to consider it. Slash, meanwhile, was quite happy to be a little sister and have all the other Dinobots spoil her. When she insisted that she was a velociraptor, not the deinonychus that Wheeljack had designed her as, her siblings listened without complaint!

Just got transported back to my childhood

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX