yuma deadass got so sick of cathy bullying this poor doggirl
What did Maul and Ahsoka talk about while Ezra and Kanan were attempting to ride to the top of the temple?
“…..so how ya doin? So, uh... You were right about Anakin after allllll…….”
Are you a part of the Wolfpack?
Are you a part of the literal droid-kicking battalion?
Are you a part of the chaotic yet quick-thinking legion?
327th CG Bad Batch version
All will fall to the Sands of Time
shout out to people who DONT hurt my feelings
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
Aayla: *lectures Ahsoka on being too attached to Anakin*
Also Aayla: *jumps in the way of certain danger with reckless abandon to save her boyfriend every 5 minutes*
Bonus: Aayla mentally prepares to save her boyfriend in 5 minutes
the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.
they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.
in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.
bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”
when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.
AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.
master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.
clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.
the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.
he has another son now.
Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.
Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*
Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?
Fives: In my experience? Yes.
Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.
Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.
Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.
Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)
We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D