What Did Maul And Ahsoka Talk About While Ezra And Kanan Were Attempting To Ride To The Top Of The Temple?

Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*

Talk shit get hit

no one:

fives on umbara:

Now I’m imagining Fives, Echo and Rex as that one GIF where the cop (Fives most likely) does a flying kick through a windshield and points his gun at the driver, then does a roll off the hood after the other two cops show up

i stole this pic from somebody in the clones tag im sorry

kotori going “aw, you care about me” and yuma turning BRIGHT RED and going “what??? no!! i don’t care, you suck!!!” and kotori is like “you’re the one who sucks!!!” PLEASE a pair of idiots

Who's the 'little brother' out of you five?

Swoop: Him, Grimlock mean that us Swoop and Snarl created second! So us little brothers.

OOC: I will be updating regularly from this point on!

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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Don't bring a speeder to a blaster fight. (Or do I can't stop you)

Fives *ducking behind cover*: We need to find a way out of this!!

Echo *tackling Tup to the ground*: Well do you have any bright ideas?!

Rex *pokes his head out and quickly brings it back before he is shot*: Stop yelling you two!

*sounds of a speeder in the distance*

Echo *rolling away from Tup*: What is that?

Fives *peeks around his cover to see a speeder racing towards the clanker*: Oh.

Rex *hears Hardcase's cackling and Jesse's screams*: Oh no.

Hardcase *zooming past with a terrified Jesse*: OH YES!!!!!!!

Write fanfic for yourself.

Publish fanfic for the rotation of 3-6 people who are devoted readers and will either go feral or leave you very nice words and yell with you about it.