Honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick - DemoDemon

Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*

Savage: Oh, you’re hostile! I’d love to kick the Kriff out of you!

Maul: How bad is it?

Savage: Well, fortunately, Hondo missed your abdominal aorta artery.

Maul: That’s good.

Savage: No sweetie, you lost a leg. That’s the opposite of good.

Maul: Call me “sweetie” again, and you’ll lose a leg.

Damn. She IS Galaxy-Brained

My galaxy-brained sister, watching Clone Wars for the first time and toward the end: ironic, Order 66 was almost stopped by Fives. Because 5 comes before 6!

Me, a lifelong Star Wars fan who’s seen the Clone Wars many times and never once thought of this:

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

Both have just as many villains and relationship problems as the other, too

I love how spiderman is kinda like our biggest guy. The Greeks had Odysseus, we have spiderman. 

it’s so funny when people think cody is the boring clone trooper when cody literally body slams his metal opponents. cody is the MOST crazed he’s just a goddamn professional about it

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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