Solid Answer Tbh

All I can imagine is cool guy Windu as a Padawan or new Knight and he looks calm and stoic on the outside but inside he’s having a breakdown because of the “No emotions” thing and it’s overloading him from how many people voted for him

Just random thoughts

Every year, Coruscant has a vote of the ‘Most beautiful/Sexiest persons’ in their magazines. There are three categories, Female, Male, and Other.

Every year, Obi-Wan and Shaak-Ti win first place.

- Partly because Shaak-Ti is MOM

- Lots of clones have dedicated poems, paintings, crafts and songs for her.

- All clones absolutely adore Mama Ti and all collectively make sure that every brother voted her

- The clone votes usually outnumber other people votes in the female category since there’s so much of them

For the other two categories, they don’t care as much, as long as Mama Ti gets first place. They usually vote Kenobi, since they all know he’s smooth af.

Anakin usually gets third, and is very smug about it. So, as a prank, the Jedi Council, and the whole clone army made Mace Windu 2nd place. (Mace of course doesn’t know until the last second).

- Anakin’s reaction is absolutely priceless and someone manages to get a picture of it.

- It becomes a viral meme

At the next Jedi council meeting, Mace acts normal until Anakin brings it up.

“I’m a beautiful motherfucker, Skywalker”

- The council collectively agree

Mama Ti : “It is true, Back in the Day Master Windu always got first place”

Plo Koon (aka Dad) : “Agreed, Master Windu is a very handsome fellow!”

Yoda : “Smooth he is, all ladies he got.”

Simultaneously so proud of them both and "Boys, what are your doing? Please, don't hurt yourself. Cody, is this the DARKSABER?! Do you really need THAT kind of trouble?"

Anyway, better than the canon :)

*muffled screaming* they traded vambraces! Vode... 😊

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Shaak Ti (aka oficial Clone Mom) headcanons:

She is one of the jediest Jedi, one can hardly get any more Jedi than Shaak Ti. 

She is a Jedi Consular. 

She also is one of the best Togruta hunters, and is highly respected in Shili. 

Her fangs are just a bit more pointy than the ones of the average female Togruta.

Her facial marks, lekku and montrals didn’t start to actually grow up till she was in her late teenage years, however, she always has been very tall.

She loves spicy food and is a great cook.

She reing over the kingdom of Patience and Forbearance.

Shaak loves babies!

Every time she can, she helps in the Crèche.

Or in the nursery of Kamino. 

The first time she hold a baby clone in her arms, she cried. 

They are her boys. 

Shaak had had words with Nala Se, Lema Su, and even with some of the treaning sargents of the Cuy'val Dar.

Loves jewerly, but very rarely uses it, except for her headdress. 

Shaak, Luminara, Depa, Vokara, Stass and Adi are very good friends. 

Princess of Resting Bitch Face (the queen is Vokara).

Loves music, but nothing to loud, since her montrals are very, very sentitive. 

Her lightsaber abilities and fighting skills are on point. 

She knows how hard is to be a female Toguta, some people just see the lekku and inmediately dismiss her. 

Shaak helped Aayla Secura to become more confident, because if female Togruta have it bad because of their lekku, the amout of disrecpect female Twi’leks have to endure is outrageous.

In this house we love Shaak Ti

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

The date is May 5th, 2055

Star Wars releases a special movie. One where Fox had his blaster set to Stun. One where Fives could tell Anakin and Rex and everyone else. One where the entire GAR comes knocking on Palpatines’ door. One where the clones follow Cut’s example and get to settle down and have families. One where they go from Droids with flesh and blood to People. One where the Empire never exists.

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Woodwind and Brass has the same facial expression as… you know what, nevermind. Continue.

can i be your whore?

Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

heartening saga honestly

Wholesome Clone Wars Headcanon is best Headcanon

the clones x happiness is the new otp

so first of all, rex has a cat and they’re best friends

rex is the biggest cat lover in the galaxy

in AU land where everything is fine, marshal commanders fox and cody become the first clone senators, and rex is cheering them on in the background with his cat

the first time rex saw a kitten he straight up started bawling

“general. general how is it that small”

“it just… is?”

“how does it live?”

“…do you want to hold it?”

rex, a puddle of feelings: “I can hold it?”

ahsoka: “his name is cheeto”

rex: “HIS NAME IS CHEETO”

rex is that scene from B99 where they say “i’ve only had him for two days but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself”

cody, sometime: do you wanna hangout

rex, feeding cheeto: i’m b u s y 

fox gets a cat too, it’s a one eyed scarred street cat named The Commander and fights literally everyone except fox. he also has a coruscant-guard-red colored collar, so people know not to mess with him. he also has full senate access.

this cat also always hated palpatine. more than everyone else. The Commander clawed palpatine and palpatine couldn’t be healed because this is an AU and that is how palpatine gets taken down. by a street cat. hell yeah.

this cat also became chancellor of the republic (well, really, it’s mon mothma, but everyone says it’s The Commander. the galaxy’s economy is better than ever before, PR for the jedi is at an all time high, the clones have rights, and everyone is happy)

anyways, more clone fluff:

fox, to wolffe: drink this

wolffe: oh my gods what is this

fox: it’s called chocolate

wolffe, melting into the floor: i love it

tup, hardcase, echo, and waxer have a huge love for fuzzy socks.

tup cries

echo is silent adoratioin

hardcase goes screaming down corridors and slides around, almost knocks everyone over and almost gets a concussion

So do dogma and wolffe.

hardass wolffe walking around a star destroyer in fuzzy socks like “tf you looking at” *glares at a shiny until they run away in fear*

dogma and wolffe start a sockmaking club

dogma knits, wolffe crochets

they make fuzzy things and bitch about their annoying brothers (who they love anyway, but good luck trying to get them to admit it)

they have cheesy badges that say “my 9mm doesn’t need a license”

anakin also knows how to knit, he joins the sockmaking club and puts his skills to good use, his men cry tears of joy and contentment

he probably makes a sweater for cheeto, it was so cute and rex started crying again

cody has a water bath for the first time and dies of happiness

it’s so warm

also echo, tup, bly, and kix start a baking club

jesse and fives wanted to join, but are forbidden after the many times they almost blew up the kitchen when allowed in