i love the fact that in every clone wars fic, bly and aayla have to be together. cuz even if there’s no other romantic relationships besides padme and anakin, bly and aayla are just always together
Wholesome Clone Wars Headcanon is best Headcanon
so first of all, rex has a cat and they’re best friends
rex is the biggest cat lover in the galaxy
in AU land where everything is fine, marshal commanders fox and cody become the first clone senators, and rex is cheering them on in the background with his cat
the first time rex saw a kitten he straight up started bawling
“general. general how is it that small”
“it just… is?”
“how does it live?”
“…do you want to hold it?”
rex, a puddle of feelings: “I can hold it?”
ahsoka: “his name is cheeto”
rex: “HIS NAME IS CHEETO”
rex is that scene from B99 where they say “i’ve only had him for two days but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself”
cody, sometime: do you wanna hangout
rex, feeding cheeto: i’m b u s y
fox gets a cat too, it’s a one eyed scarred street cat named The Commander and fights literally everyone except fox. he also has a coruscant-guard-red colored collar, so people know not to mess with him. he also has full senate access.
this cat also always hated palpatine. more than everyone else. The Commander clawed palpatine and palpatine couldn’t be healed because this is an AU and that is how palpatine gets taken down. by a street cat. hell yeah.
this cat also became chancellor of the republic (well, really, it’s mon mothma, but everyone says it’s The Commander. the galaxy’s economy is better than ever before, PR for the jedi is at an all time high, the clones have rights, and everyone is happy)
anyways, more clone fluff:
fox, to wolffe: drink this
wolffe: oh my gods what is this
fox: it’s called chocolate
wolffe, melting into the floor: i love it
tup, hardcase, echo, and waxer have a huge love for fuzzy socks.
tup cries
echo is silent adoratioin
hardcase goes screaming down corridors and slides around, almost knocks everyone over and almost gets a concussion
So do dogma and wolffe.
hardass wolffe walking around a star destroyer in fuzzy socks like “tf you looking at” *glares at a shiny until they run away in fear*
dogma and wolffe start a sockmaking club
dogma knits, wolffe crochets
they make fuzzy things and bitch about their annoying brothers (who they love anyway, but good luck trying to get them to admit it)
they have cheesy badges that say “my 9mm doesn’t need a license”
anakin also knows how to knit, he joins the sockmaking club and puts his skills to good use, his men cry tears of joy and contentment
he probably makes a sweater for cheeto, it was so cute and rex started crying again
cody has a water bath for the first time and dies of happiness
it’s so warm
also echo, tup, bly, and kix start a baking club
jesse and fives wanted to join, but are forbidden after the many times they almost blew up the kitchen when allowed in
i suppose its only fair that I should remake this today
1st one | 2nd one
Transformers More Than Meets The Eye is a wonderful comic with beautifully written characters. This is what I take away from it thus far
My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.
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btw aayla survived order 66 and bly got his chip removed and they got married. quinlan officiated and he swears he didn't cry but everyone knows he's lying. this is canon i promise
Where’d he get the motorcycle? He was in a swamp when not miles in the air
“The challenge of being a Makuta is choosing which powers to use to destroy your enemies. It gets boring using the same ones all the time. Variety is the spice of destruction, after all.”
In a race of total jerks who, can barely stand eachother, he’s the one charismatic enough that he’s the only one amongst his kind that his brethren seem to grudgingly like.
He has a personal code of honor in regards to combat, and while he talks the propaganda well in trash-talk, in private he extols the virtues of the common man.
He learned to ride a motorcycle he found on a battlefield just for fun, when he’s a member of a race that can shape-shift and teleport.
And despite all this it is very clear he has no hidden soft side (unlike Krika who I declare “death of the author” towards.and propose the darkness in their heart is partly due to depression and self-loathing rather more than malice). If he was given more focus he would have been an excellent deconstruction of the idea that “lawful evil” is more noble than other forms of evil
As Greg Farshtey said: Yes he wants to kill you in a fair fight. That doesn’t change the fact he wants to kill you [to advance his horrible goals].