Fuck The Dc Pride Parade, They Let Israelies Not Only Wave Their Flag Of Genocide And Apartheid, But

surrender

Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up

Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

Ben::o

Eyeless jack: the fuc-

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!

A poem I wrote a while ago.

In Court

Toby: *whispers to lawyer*

Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.

Toby: Just ask

Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

My mind feels like it's been infected with dogman lately! It's low-key motivated me a lot recently! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Liu: I got a bad feeling about this

Jeff: What do you mean?

Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?

Jeff: no?

Liu: That actually explains a lot

I could use some 💪 luck