Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up
Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.
Ben::o
Eyeless jack: the fuc-
This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.
-light yagami
Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.
Slenderman: Are you serious?
Ben: Dead serious
Slenderman: ....
Jeff: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'
Jeff: And the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'
Jeff: Then the opposite of Constitution is p-
Ej: Let me stop you right there
I finally finished chapter 1 of the fanfiction I mentioned I was writing. It has fantasy elements and magic, though those become more apparent the further the story is. Honestly, just wanted to write something new from the other stuff I was doing. I'll be posting when I'll update on here! Link for the first chapter is below!
☆・゜゚・(^O^)/・゜゚・☆
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64355800/chapters/165211285
Eyeless jack: You're so handsome helen
Helen: no need to be jealous, you're also handsome
Eyeless jack: I wasn't being jealous I was being gay
Sally: Can we have birthday cake?
Slenderman: It's not even your birthday
Sally: The cake won't know that
Masky: How much is rent for this fantastic apartment?
Employ: Sir, this is the liquor aisle of the grocery store...