Slenderman: I Just Saw A Bunch Of Dead Bodies In The Yard.

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!

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4 years ago

Masky: remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it would create a cohesive story? Let’s do that.

Masky: Two

Ej: thousand

Lj: men

Toby: ate

Ben: their

Jeff: dicks

Masky: Game's over


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5 years ago

surrender

Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up

Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

Ben::o

Eyeless jack: the fuc-


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5 years ago

Beverage

Kokichi: If I were a drink I’d be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink what would you be?

Ryoma: Bleach

Shuichi: sewage

Kokichi: please calm down edge lords


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2 months ago
Some Petey Doodles! Plus Random Bill Cipher.
Some Petey Doodles! Plus Random Bill Cipher.
Some Petey Doodles! Plus Random Bill Cipher.

Some Petey doodles! Plus random Bill cipher.


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5 years ago

Avenge me

Dean: ANd what do you do if I die?

Castiel: AVENGE YOU!!!

Dean: NO

Castiel: GO AFTER THEIR CHILDREN

Dean: N O-!


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4 years ago

Masky: How much is rent for this fantastic apartment?

Employ: Sir, this is the liquor aisle of the grocery store...


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7 months ago

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

5 years ago

Loooovvveee

Hajime: I have feelings for you

Nagito:you do?

Hajime: Yeah, I feel you’re a little annoying


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4 years ago

Slenderman: Are you serious?

Ben: Dead serious

Slenderman: ....


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5 years ago

come over

castiel: come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: WHat is it, a tricycle?

Dean: You were supposed to say 'but my parents aren't home'

Castiel: I was distracted by your tricycle

Dean: okay start over

Castiel: Come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: What color is your tricycle?

Dean: ...Fuck you


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