A Poem I Wrote A While Ago.
A poem I wrote a while ago.
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Liu: I got a bad feeling about this
Jeff: What do you mean?
Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?
Jeff: no?
Liu: That actually explains a lot
no hoddie
Slenderman: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Masky: What about work?
slenderman: Fine. Other work. And no TV.
Masky: My TV's broken.
Slenderman: Then no computer.
Masky: I need the computer for school.
Slenderman: Then no... uh...
[Glances at Hoodie]
slenderman: No Hoodie.
Masky: What?! No Hoodie?!
slenderman: NO Hoodie!
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Dating tips
Jeff the killer:DATING TIP! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE!!!
Eyeless jack: I can see now why you’re still single
Jeff: You have my knife!
Jane, smirking: This thing?
Jeff: What, is this the part where you say "come and get-
Jane: *throws knife out the window*
Jeff: My knife!
Masky: remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it would create a cohesive story? Let’s do that.
Masky: Two
Ej: thousand
Lj: men
Toby: ate
Ben: their
Jeff: dicks
Masky: Game's over
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You’re just stupid
Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]
Maksy: Stop running!
Masky: You’re not a freak!
Masky: You’re just stupid!
