Reblog If You’re Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Pansexual, Homosexual, Bigender, Agender, Transgender,

A poem I wrote a while ago.

Perfect

Jeff the killer: I never brag

eyeless jack: you once called yourself ‘proof of god’s existence’

Ben: I found Ej, he was sleeping on the job!

Ej: I wasn't sleeping! I was drugged!

Ben: Never mind, he was doing drugs!

fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"

Toby: *screaming angrily*

Masky: *screaming back*

Ej, walking in: .... What are they doing?

Hoodie: They're blaming each other for eating all the snacks when it was actually me.

Drive

Sam: We gotta get to the hospital fast

Dean: Then I should drive

Sam:WHy?

Dean: Cause I got nothing to live for and drive like it

Sam:okay, let's do it

(later in the car)

Everyone: *screaming*

Say it

Hoodie: If a demon possessed me, I’d just say oh cool take it from here and good luck

Liu: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy

Eyeless jack: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they’re not talking

Jeff: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I’m a natural

Olive garden

Ticci toby: can you give me directions to the olive garden?

Ben: Why not just cultivate our own garden?

Ticci toby: That seems rational

eyeless jack in the background: ....no....

Ben: Never microwave a Capri sun

Ej: what did you do?

Ben: microwave a Capri sun